Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Aug 11, 2008 8:46:51 am PDT #968 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

but I'm also fat, 6 years older than him, and dumber than his whole family. I just can't seem to get past that part.

Aside from the being 6 years older than him part, which is completely out of anyone's control, pleae do not be calling my awesome, beautiful, delightful, and incredibly intelligent friend mean things that are 100% untrue. I shall have to come to Boston and kick your ass if you keep it up.


Scrappy - Aug 11, 2008 8:47:08 am PDT #969 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, Bug, you are not dumb. You are way smart, also caring, strong and crafty, too!

Oh, and I am 6 years older than the DH. I consider it an EXCELLENT age difference.


vw bug - Aug 11, 2008 8:49:02 am PDT #970 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I didn't say I was dumb! I said I was dumber than his whole family! That's probably not a lie.


DavidS - Aug 11, 2008 8:51:02 am PDT #971 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

megan may not like the camera, but the camera likes her.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 11, 2008 8:51:03 am PDT #972 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Dude- pretty much what most families look for is: "does this person make my son happy?" There you go. Also, you're NOT dumber than his family, they just have more education, which does not equal dumber. The only people that matters to are shallow, score-keeping, exclusionary snobs. You are charming and lovely and can intelligently discuss any number of subjects and are probably a refreshing change from the overprivileged and spoiled people they see in Brookline. You are courageous and determined and strong and have much to be proud of, and you should remember that. You should make a list!

Also: please to not be using fat as an self-insult. Fat is fat, it's neither good or bad. I think you are looking extremely lovely and healthy these days.


Daisy Jane - Aug 11, 2008 8:51:39 am PDT #973 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I've found that it's often useless to compare relatively smart people to find out which one is dumber.

His mother may be a superior court judge, but she may not know how to trick a 6 year old into eating her peas, dissect an internet community or what have you.


vw bug - Aug 11, 2008 8:52:11 am PDT #974 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, and I am 6 years older than the DH. I consider it an EXCELLENT age difference.

Really? Good to know. My mom thinks it's fantastic, and when she started explaining why I got bigtime squicked and make her stop.

I don't really care, but I'm always afraid people are going to see me as a cradle-robber or something.

Mostly, I'm just having meet-the-parents jitters, apparently. Wow. Craziness!

I think you are looking extremely lovely and healthy these days.

Awwww! Thanks!


Jessica - Aug 11, 2008 8:52:21 am PDT #975 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hey, who wants to Photoshop me into this one?


meara - Aug 11, 2008 8:52:30 am PDT #976 of 10001

The DH did get there safe and they are with the bro.

This is excellent.


Barb - Aug 11, 2008 8:52:35 am PDT #977 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

and dumber than his whole family. I just can't seem to get past that part.

Yo, sweets, book learnin' do not smarts make, k? My husband, who is ridiculously brilliant and all but dissertation in genetic epidemiology and biostatistics, manages a GameStop because it makes him happy.

He says he feels smarter now than he did during all his years of overpriced education because of the multitude of skills he has to call on to deal with a wide variety of problems and yanno, people.