I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2008 6:35:06 am PDT #920 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Meara-Time

I might have loved it when it was working, but I can't stay in an abusive relationship with an appliance.

Where is Super Porny Pants when you need her?

Oh, she's still laughing her ass off at: "I had a Braun stick blender and loved it until it burned out. As did the replacement."

Ive never seen Wicked or read the book but I want to do both.

You need to do both -- they are very different from one another. And both lovely.

Maybe you bruised your chin making out? It could happen!

Note to self: never make out with Erin.

I would have completely spaced the need for flour. Also? I don't use four very often (like, maybe once a year? Maybe?) and when
I open up the AIR-TIGHT tupperware container, there were dead little wormies! Gross! But I already had the grease and biscuits done, so I flipped 'em out, and reminded myself that there were only 4 or 5 little guys, and hey! weevils didn't hurt pirates or pioneers, right?

Hah! When I was in college my roommate and I did the same thing when we were making a cake. The cake turned out flat (We think they ate all the leavening agent. picky little bugs!) but we ate it anyway. It was yum!

Just got back from a toddler birthday party that was actually lovely. But the girls facepainting weren't getting a lot of requests, so I let them doodle all over me for the last half hour or so. Evil Spongebob, the fanged bunny, a smiling flutterby and a bubblebee with little motion lines (including a flip!) behind it are my favorites.

You should have had them make you a sleeve. That would be hardcore.

But it doesn't look like either men or women are liking the suits feel. They all are adjusting constantly, and wanted to be unzipped rather soon after the race.

I hear the drag reduction measurses render them wildly uncomfortable and a pain to get on and off.


Toddson - Aug 11, 2008 6:36:17 am PDT #921 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

But swimmers are nice to look at.


Jessica - Aug 11, 2008 6:38:10 am PDT #922 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What size are the shoes? she asked, innocently.

9 or 9.5, I think.


Aims - Aug 11, 2008 6:40:01 am PDT #923 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oooh!


Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2008 6:41:16 am PDT #924 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

But swimmers are nice to look at.

So very. I would be happy to help them in and out of their suits.


Barb - Aug 11, 2008 6:42:18 am PDT #925 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

But swimmers are nice to look at.

They are that. I have some as Cabana Boys today.


Aims - Aug 11, 2008 6:44:06 am PDT #926 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

But swimmers are nice to look at.

Hence the reason I was a timer for the boys swim team all four years in high school.


Toddson - Aug 11, 2008 6:47:52 am PDT #927 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

When I was in college, a friend and I volunteered to be scorekeepers for our brother school's cricket team (they break for tea during the matches ... and they didn't get all sweaty and smelly).


Tom Scola - Aug 11, 2008 6:49:34 am PDT #928 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

There are a couple of pictures of Jessica and D at megan's on javachik's Flickr page.


Steph L. - Aug 11, 2008 6:51:47 am PDT #929 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Waking up at 4:30 after one has had delicious martinis and a strawberry mojito? UGH. I wasn't even hungover when I woke up because not enough time had passed - I was STILL DRUNK. Which meant the transition from drunk to hungover happened WHILE I WAS AWAKE.

Oh, do I ever remember doing this (to tie 2 themes together) at the Chicago F2F. I've done it since then, but not as horribly (I don't think).

I'm such a lightweight these days, 2 drinks puts me on my ass unless I have food with them. And even then, I'm tipsy as hell.