But swimmers are nice to look at.
They are that. I have some as Cabana Boys today.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
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But swimmers are nice to look at.
They are that. I have some as Cabana Boys today.
But swimmers are nice to look at.
Hence the reason I was a timer for the boys swim team all four years in high school.
When I was in college, a friend and I volunteered to be scorekeepers for our brother school's cricket team (they break for tea during the matches ... and they didn't get all sweaty and smelly).
There are a couple of pictures of Jessica and D at megan's on javachik's Flickr page.
Waking up at 4:30 after one has had delicious martinis and a strawberry mojito? UGH. I wasn't even hungover when I woke up because not enough time had passed - I was STILL DRUNK. Which meant the transition from drunk to hungover happened WHILE I WAS AWAKE.
Oh, do I ever remember doing this (to tie 2 themes together) at the Chicago F2F. I've done it since then, but not as horribly (I don't think).
I'm such a lightweight these days, 2 drinks puts me on my ass unless I have food with them. And even then, I'm tipsy as hell.
But swimmers are nice to look at.
Yes, yes they are.
Last night my subconscious somehow managed to serve up Michael Phelps and the Duke of Wellington in the same dream. Unfortunately I woke up before I got to do anything, um, interesting with either man. Also, since my subconscious apparently cares less about plotting and narrative coherency than my conscious mind, I have no idea what time travel mechanism got us all in the same place.
Silly subconscious. Give me a plot or give me some action!
Okay, I have fielded phone calls from my mother, arranged for boarding for the puppies while we're gone Labor Day weekend, let the Orkin guy in to deal with the unexplained infestation of earwigs and the occasional palmetto bug (actually, lots of rain to blame for that, but still...), fed the dogs, filled out forms for Nate's middle school, and printed out school supply lists.
You think I can actually sit down to write now, or would that be asking for far too much?
Too much.
You must now cure pre-teen acne and make a key-lime pie.
I'm such a lightweight these days, 2 drinks puts me on my ass unless I have food with them.
I only had 3 after a not-very-big dinner (and long enough after that it probably counts as an empty stomach), and they were STRONG. Pre-baby I think I would have been okay, but 9 months of no alcohol followed by over a year of almost never going out...yeah. Buh-bye tolerance. Hel-LO to Little Miss Three Sips.
You must now cure pre-teen acne and make a key-lime pie.
Well shit. The key lime pie I can accomplish with my hands tied behind my back, but when I'm still dealing with the every 21 days breakouts at my age, there's just no freakin' hope for the pre-teens of the world.