But swimmers are nice to look at.
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
What size are the shoes? she asked, innocently.
9 or 9.5, I think.
Oooh!
But swimmers are nice to look at.
So very. I would be happy to help them in and out of their suits.
But swimmers are nice to look at.
They are that. I have some as Cabana Boys today.
But swimmers are nice to look at.
Hence the reason I was a timer for the boys swim team all four years in high school.
When I was in college, a friend and I volunteered to be scorekeepers for our brother school's cricket team (they break for tea during the matches ... and they didn't get all sweaty and smelly).
There are a couple of pictures of Jessica and D at megan's on javachik's Flickr page.
Waking up at 4:30 after one has had delicious martinis and a strawberry mojito? UGH. I wasn't even hungover when I woke up because not enough time had passed - I was STILL DRUNK. Which meant the transition from drunk to hungover happened WHILE I WAS AWAKE.
Oh, do I ever remember doing this (to tie 2 themes together) at the Chicago F2F. I've done it since then, but not as horribly (I don't think).
I'm such a lightweight these days, 2 drinks puts me on my ass unless I have food with them. And even then, I'm tipsy as hell.
But swimmers are nice to look at.
Yes, yes they are.
Last night my subconscious somehow managed to serve up Michael Phelps and the Duke of Wellington in the same dream. Unfortunately I woke up before I got to do anything, um, interesting with either man. Also, since my subconscious apparently cares less about plotting and narrative coherency than my conscious mind, I have no idea what time travel mechanism got us all in the same place.
Silly subconscious. Give me a plot or give me some action!