Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Oct 24, 2008 7:32:50 am PDT #9120 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I had a worst case scenerio on Wisdom tooth extraction.

One of my wisdom teeth had tendrils instead of roots. They not only squiggled around, but were long and almost pierced my nasal cavity.

They had to put me under general anesthesia and (TMI font) crack the crown in four, and twist out each root by itself.

when I got out from under, I drove myself home, because mom didn't like the brakes on my car. Also bought a chocolate mint malt at McDonalds, so it must have been March.


Emily - Oct 24, 2008 7:34:14 am PDT #9121 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

to cover unplanned pregnancies?

And the miraculous ones?


Ginger - Oct 24, 2008 7:35:34 am PDT #9122 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"There's a star in the East, but I've taken my folic acid."


Gadget_Girl - Oct 24, 2008 7:40:18 am PDT #9123 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Hey, I've already finished three classes' worth of grades. I needed a break!

::high five's Emily::

Two sets of exams are done, 2 more will be done before I leave today and I think most of the misc paperwork is almost finished. It looks like I'll actually be able to enter grades Monday afternoon!

Do I get a cookie for being good and getting all this stuff done?


Beverly - Oct 24, 2008 8:03:01 am PDT #9124 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

HMOG, iz it can be naptimez nao, plz? Can't.keep.eyes.open. Caffeine not helping. Send elves with eye-propping toothpicks, or to paint eyeballs on closed lids. And something to prevent snoring.

I got the usual five hours last night--what's with the sleepy?


ChiKat - Oct 24, 2008 8:05:20 am PDT #9125 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do I get a cookie for being good and getting all this stuff done?

Yes!!!

I've got to do grades after school today. Technically, they're not due till 4 on Monday, but my day Monday is a hectic mess. Grades get done today.

I am pooped. This week was dress rehearsals for the fall show. Middle school brain, "Oh, the performance isn't until Tuesday. I have a TON of time to memorize lines." My brain, "Shit! They open in 4 days and they don't have their lines memorized yet!!"


WindSparrow - Oct 24, 2008 8:11:16 am PDT #9126 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

New parts for the old furnace: $189.59

Labor: $70.00

Old, corroded parts for Daniel to take apart and play with: Priceless.


Scrappy - Oct 24, 2008 8:14:38 am PDT #9127 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We are doing a company barbeque today, so I was up before work cleaning our grill, which I get to go home and pick up later. I also stopped to pick up burgers at one store and will go out with Alibelle later to get the rest of the food at the other stores we have to hit. Lotsa running around yet to come.

The BBQ will be fun, but it does mean I will have to come in on Sunday to do all the actual work I can't do today.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 24, 2008 8:17:57 am PDT #9128 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ugh. In the process of doing my annual self-evaluation. Do not want to do!

Finding new ways to say the same old (sometimes non-) BS is really tedious. My brain; she begins to seize up.


DavidS - Oct 24, 2008 8:19:09 am PDT #9129 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ugh. In the process of doing my annual self-evaluation. Do not want to do!

Maybe Allyson's boss could do it for you?