t TICKLES WILDLY WHILE I GOT 'IM DOWN!!!!!!!!!
(I cannot WAIT to teach the baby how to do that.)
HAI BABY! HAI!!!!!!! ::kermit waves:: I have SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much to show you once you've developed basic coordination!
Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Oct 16, 2008 7:16:33 pm PDT #8404 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
WindSparrow - Oct 16, 2008 7:18:40 pm PDT #8405 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Tell us how you really feel, Trudy. Don't hold back.
Heheheehehehhehe.
Good news, billytea! Woo! And, might I add? Hoo!
Polter-Cow - Oct 16, 2008 7:24:11 pm PDT #8406 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Congrats, billytea!!
I must say, when I read the first sentence, I thought, "Hm, I suppose this long and involved post will end by informing us that billytea has a tapeworm." Then I reevaluated and thought, "Hm, I suppose this long and involved post will end by informing us that billytea's brother is pregnant. By proxy, I mean." And then I figured it out, but I still read the whole thing because I didn't want to skip to the punchline. Only you, man. Only you.
I saw my mom today. She's still kind of tired and out of it.
Shir, I'm very sorry about your friend. That's awful. I always say WTF when I see that a patient in one of our trials is really young.
billytea - Oct 16, 2008 7:28:50 pm PDT #8407 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I cannot WAIT to teach the baby how to do that.
Yeah, I think his mother has that covered. This is the woman that plans for "Daddy" to be bub's first word, so when it's crying in the middle of the night it'll call for me instead of her.
Trudy Booth - Oct 16, 2008 7:30:22 pm PDT #8408 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Smart woman.
(Smart enough to snap up our billytea to begin with)
DavidS - Oct 16, 2008 7:38:14 pm PDT #8409 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This is the woman that plans for "Daddy" to be bub's first word, so when it's crying in the middle of the night it'll call for me instead of her.
Good trick.
I'll note that when I was singing Matilda to bed tonight, she smiled up into my face and said, "I love you Daddy."
And it was fucking great.
amych - Oct 16, 2008 7:38:46 pm PDT #8410 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Just wait until she pulls that trick when asking for a car.
billytea - Oct 16, 2008 7:48:19 pm PDT #8411 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Just wait until she pulls that trick when asking for a car.
Are you sure she wasn't this time?
DavidS - Oct 16, 2008 7:57:25 pm PDT #8412 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Are you sure she wasn't this time?
Pfft. Cars are only of mild interest to her.
Her universe revolves around: Yo Gabba Gabba, Emmett, milk, and fancy shoes. There's an ethos in there.
DavidS - Oct 16, 2008 8:04:23 pm PDT #8413 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The actual conversation went like this.
She's hugging her Brobee doll (from Yo Gabba Gabba) as I'm walking her up and down the hallway singing lullabies.
Me: Do you like Brobee?
Matilda:
(smiling)
Ma love Brobee!
Me: Do you love Emmett!
Matilda:
(quietly and seriously)
I love Emmett.
Me: Do you love Mommy?
Matilda: I love Mommy.
Me:
(singing her lullaby)
My little girl, Matilda Azalea
Pretty little girl who lives by the sea
Smart as a whip, brave and true
Matilda Azalea I love you
Matilda: I love you Daddy.