I cannot WAIT to teach the baby how to do that.
Yeah, I think his mother has that covered. This is the woman that plans for "Daddy" to be bub's first word, so when it's crying in the middle of the night it'll call for me instead of her.
None of it means a damn thing.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
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billytea - Oct 16, 2008 7:28:50 pm PDT #8407 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Trudy Booth - Oct 16, 2008 7:30:22 pm PDT #8408 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Smart woman.
(Smart enough to snap up our billytea to begin with)
DavidS - Oct 16, 2008 7:38:14 pm PDT #8409 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This is the woman that plans for "Daddy" to be bub's first word, so when it's crying in the middle of the night it'll call for me instead of her.
Good trick.
I'll note that when I was singing Matilda to bed tonight, she smiled up into my face and said, "I love you Daddy."
And it was fucking great.
amych - Oct 16, 2008 7:38:46 pm PDT #8410 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Just wait until she pulls that trick when asking for a car.
billytea - Oct 16, 2008 7:48:19 pm PDT #8411 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Just wait until she pulls that trick when asking for a car.
Are you sure she wasn't this time?
DavidS - Oct 16, 2008 7:57:25 pm PDT #8412 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Are you sure she wasn't this time?
Pfft. Cars are only of mild interest to her.
Her universe revolves around: Yo Gabba Gabba, Emmett, milk, and fancy shoes. There's an ethos in there.
DavidS - Oct 16, 2008 8:04:23 pm PDT #8413 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The actual conversation went like this.
She's hugging her Brobee doll (from Yo Gabba Gabba) as I'm walking her up and down the hallway singing lullabies.
Me: Do you like Brobee?
Matilda:
(smiling)
Ma love Brobee!
Me: Do you love Emmett!
Matilda:
(quietly and seriously)
I love Emmett.
Me: Do you love Mommy?
Matilda: I love Mommy.
Me:
(singing her lullaby)
My little girl, Matilda Azalea
Pretty little girl who lives by the sea
Smart as a whip, brave and true
Matilda Azalea I love you
Matilda: I love you Daddy.
Steph L. - Oct 16, 2008 8:11:49 pm PDT #8414 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Pfft. Cars are only of mild interest to her.
Her universe revolves around: Yo Gabba Gabba, Emmett, milk, and fancy shoes. There's an ethos in there.
Cars can GET her (or at least transport her TO) all those things.
DavidS - Oct 16, 2008 8:15:06 pm PDT #8415 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Cars can GET her (or at least transport her TO) all those things.
Yeah, she really hasn't put that together yet. Just in our neighborhood alone there are far more fascinating modes of transportation including Zummm! (motorcycles) and skateboarders galore (the steps at Kezar Stadium across the street are one of the top skating places in all of SF and hence the universe. You can even see them in Unsane's infamous "Scrape" video. [at 2:25])
ChiKat - Oct 16, 2008 8:34:52 pm PDT #8416 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yayayayayayayayayay, billytea baby!! More Buffistas to take over the world!