Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


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lisah - Oct 10, 2008 4:35:24 am PDT #7945 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I worked the polls in Greensboro in the '96 election it was funboring! We had to work 8 hour shifts I think. But it paid and I was a grad student so yay for fairly easy money.


SailAweigh - Oct 10, 2008 4:38:33 am PDT #7946 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

That's right, it did pay. I forgot all about that. Another nice side benefit was being able to vote without having to stand in the looooong line outside when I showed up for my shift.


Toddson - Oct 10, 2008 4:49:00 am PDT #7947 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

auto erotica?


WindSparrow - Oct 10, 2008 5:02:54 am PDT #7948 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy birthday a day late, Omnis!

I just can't help to think from time to time she just wished to see me with someone. Male, female, doesn't even matter to her at that point*.

Heh, if you did pair off with a female, why then her potential grandchildren could have TWO Jewish mothers - what's not to love!

Yesterday she had a full-out tantrum when I put her in time out.

From the sound of it, I'd guess there is a 98% chance she has learned that escalating the tantrum gets her what she wants, and a 2% chance that the main problem is in her neurotransmitter balance. This is not counting the possible diagnosed neurotransmitter imbalance that might be the excuse that her parents use to get them out of the responsibility of handling tantrums without giving in.


Trudy Booth - Oct 10, 2008 5:26:59 am PDT #7949 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Um. I wonder how many kids they had? Either way. HILARIOUS!

I don't remember if it was four or five. But not none.

Billytea, your Mother should have suggested they try it the other way.


Fred Pete - Oct 10, 2008 5:32:56 am PDT #7950 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, omnis!


beth b - Oct 10, 2008 5:46:06 am PDT #7951 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy b-day, omnis


Miracleman - Oct 10, 2008 6:32:21 am PDT #7952 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Happy Birthday, o_a !!


omnis_audis - Oct 10, 2008 7:15:59 am PDT #7953 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

thank you thank you thank you :)

So for the election day polling, is there training? Just trying to get a sense of time commitment.

ION, I left my cell phone at home. I feel naked. and I have another 12 hour work day. with no internet on my hip. t/1stworldproblems


Volans - Oct 10, 2008 7:16:14 am PDT #7954 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Happy belated natal day, omnis!

I actually signed up to be an election worker this year. As a federally-funded company, my employment makes me fall under the Hatch Act, so I can't actively work for a particular candidate.

But since there were so many newly registered Democrats in VA that some of them weren't able to vote in the primaries due to a shortage of poll workers, I figure my non-partisan participation might actually help a certain candidate, while still being legal.

ANYWAY, I have to be there at 5:00 am and stay until after the polls close, and they pay me $100. I'm planning on bringing my laptop, and/or a book.