It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Oct 08, 2008 8:07:59 pm PDT #7847 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

That makes me think of a story I read about Belzer and Braugher playing chess onset. White always goes first, but Braugher liked playing black cause he had "three hundred years of practice"


Strix - Oct 09, 2008 2:42:08 am PDT #7848 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, look at me! Up at a perfectly cromulous hour, after a night's -- NIGHT!!-- sleep! Go team me!

I saw my friend's baby yesterday. 5 lbs, 14 oz. Little Cora is wee and her feet look like scaly flippers. But she is dear.

My friend went Monday at 5:45 to a weekly OB appt, was dialated to 3 and doc told her about a week, which was her due date.

Baby came screaming out into the ER at 8:19 PM. She was crowning in the car! I told her she needs her OB co-pay back!

Le sigh. I start South Beach today, until Halloween. I've gained about 5 pounds in the last couple of months and am so lazy. I am going to do SB Phase 1 till Halloween with a friend, and then see where I want to go from there. I will post any superhot pictures.

And if anyone's doing something like this, feel free to email addy me. I like to bitch!

Oh, on that note, kinda, does anyone know where to get a pair of cute, cheap sneakers? I want to walk, but I do not have $70 for some fancy shoes for trekking K2. I just wanna walk around the park without blisters.


Amy - Oct 09, 2008 3:01:57 am PDT #7849 of 10001
Because books.

5 lbs, 14 oz. Little Cora is wee and her feet look like scaly flippers. But she is dead.

Um, I think (hope?) you mean "dear"?

::snuggles Erin for the use of cromulous, and for being Erin::


Miracleman - Oct 09, 2008 3:25:36 am PDT #7850 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Site issues prevented a post yesterday, but we're back today.

...or he could join a quilting circle.


Strix - Oct 09, 2008 3:29:48 am PDT #7851 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yes, Amy! I saw the typo, and then my internet went whacko, and I felt kinda like a baby-killer till I could change it.

Knock wood!


vw bug - Oct 09, 2008 3:33:42 am PDT #7852 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I miss you guys!

back to the grind


Jessica - Oct 09, 2008 3:41:17 am PDT #7853 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

5 lbs, 14 oz

SO TINY!


Toddson - Oct 09, 2008 3:48:57 am PDT #7854 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

facepalm


Strix - Oct 09, 2008 3:53:37 am PDT #7855 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yes, she is LEETLE! But mom and dad aren't huge either, so it's all good. Bis sis was only 6 lbs. something.


JenP - Oct 09, 2008 4:27:22 am PDT #7856 of 10001

One of the comments from Toddson's link made me chuckle... and made me a little sad:

" It kind of reminds me of the time I was working with a student on our school newspaper. She had written something that was an oxymoron so I thought I'd explain what an oxymoron was to her. The next day, the student's mother came in after school and yelled at me for calling her child a moron. At least she did not try to set me on fire. "