Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Oct 09, 2008 2:42:08 am PDT #7848 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, look at me! Up at a perfectly cromulous hour, after a night's -- NIGHT!!-- sleep! Go team me!

I saw my friend's baby yesterday. 5 lbs, 14 oz. Little Cora is wee and her feet look like scaly flippers. But she is dear.

My friend went Monday at 5:45 to a weekly OB appt, was dialated to 3 and doc told her about a week, which was her due date.

Baby came screaming out into the ER at 8:19 PM. She was crowning in the car! I told her she needs her OB co-pay back!

Le sigh. I start South Beach today, until Halloween. I've gained about 5 pounds in the last couple of months and am so lazy. I am going to do SB Phase 1 till Halloween with a friend, and then see where I want to go from there. I will post any superhot pictures.

And if anyone's doing something like this, feel free to email addy me. I like to bitch!

Oh, on that note, kinda, does anyone know where to get a pair of cute, cheap sneakers? I want to walk, but I do not have $70 for some fancy shoes for trekking K2. I just wanna walk around the park without blisters.


Amy - Oct 09, 2008 3:01:57 am PDT #7849 of 10001
Because books.

5 lbs, 14 oz. Little Cora is wee and her feet look like scaly flippers. But she is dead.

Um, I think (hope?) you mean "dear"?

::snuggles Erin for the use of cromulous, and for being Erin::


Miracleman - Oct 09, 2008 3:25:36 am PDT #7850 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Site issues prevented a post yesterday, but we're back today.

...or he could join a quilting circle.


Strix - Oct 09, 2008 3:29:48 am PDT #7851 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yes, Amy! I saw the typo, and then my internet went whacko, and I felt kinda like a baby-killer till I could change it.

Knock wood!


vw bug - Oct 09, 2008 3:33:42 am PDT #7852 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I miss you guys!

back to the grind


Jessica - Oct 09, 2008 3:41:17 am PDT #7853 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

5 lbs, 14 oz

SO TINY!


Toddson - Oct 09, 2008 3:48:57 am PDT #7854 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

facepalm


Strix - Oct 09, 2008 3:53:37 am PDT #7855 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yes, she is LEETLE! But mom and dad aren't huge either, so it's all good. Bis sis was only 6 lbs. something.


JenP - Oct 09, 2008 4:27:22 am PDT #7856 of 10001

One of the comments from Toddson's link made me chuckle... and made me a little sad:

" It kind of reminds me of the time I was working with a student on our school newspaper. She had written something that was an oxymoron so I thought I'd explain what an oxymoron was to her. The next day, the student's mother came in after school and yelled at me for calling her child a moron. At least she did not try to set me on fire. "


Toddson - Oct 09, 2008 4:30:37 am PDT #7857 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

After I posted that I thought it was a good thing the guy decided to dump holy water on the teacher ... unpleasant and possibly damaging to clothing, but not dangerous to life and limb.