My customer's last name is Rimrott. I would change my name.
A couple of weeks ago I had a female customer on the phone whose first name was Michelin.
ETA: I did not ask if she was tire-d.
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - Sep 23, 2008 6:53:24 am PDT #6379 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Connie Neil - Sep 23, 2008 7:07:09 am PDT #6380 of 10001
brillig
I've read too much slash to be comfortable with a person named Rimrott.
Kathy A - Sep 23, 2008 7:08:09 am PDT #6381 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Back in junior high, I had a classmate who was one of four daughters. Her parents named the four of them Marcel, Marceline (pronounced "MAR-cel-lean"), Michele, and Micheline (rhymed with her sister).
omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2008 7:36:12 am PDT #6382 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
at least monogrammed clothing could be passed down. It's about the only good thing to say about that.
Barb - Sep 23, 2008 7:52:03 am PDT #6383 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
Beats George Foreman naming all his boy children George.
omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2008 8:08:08 am PDT #6384 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
barely better.
Atropa - Sep 23, 2008 8:51:10 am PDT #6385 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
She worries about wearing the right things so people don't laugh at her, and she never seems to feel like she quite fits in, but she has a best friend.
Oh Kara. I feel like I should be writing her little notes of encouragement on bat-festooned stationery.
Typo Boy - Sep 23, 2008 9:01:09 am PDT #6386 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
ETA: I did not ask if she was tire-d.
Well you should have, because she probably never head that joke before.
ChiKat - Sep 23, 2008 9:28:56 am PDT #6387 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Tired. Stop. Don't wanna teach anymore today. Stop.
Hyper 6th graders invading. Stop. Send help. Stop.
Shir - Sep 23, 2008 9:31:56 am PDT #6388 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Passes banana-chocolate muffin to Chikat via interwebs, because it seems like she needs one