It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 23, 2008 8:08:08 am PDT #6384 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

barely better.


Atropa - Sep 23, 2008 8:51:10 am PDT #6385 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

She worries about wearing the right things so people don't laugh at her, and she never seems to feel like she quite fits in, but she has a best friend.

Oh Kara. I feel like I should be writing her little notes of encouragement on bat-festooned stationery.


Typo Boy - Sep 23, 2008 9:01:09 am PDT #6386 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

ETA: I did not ask if she was tire-d.

Well you should have, because she probably never head that joke before.


ChiKat - Sep 23, 2008 9:28:56 am PDT #6387 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Tired. Stop. Don't wanna teach anymore today. Stop.

Hyper 6th graders invading. Stop. Send help. Stop.


Shir - Sep 23, 2008 9:31:56 am PDT #6388 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Passes banana-chocolate muffin to Chikat via interwebs, because it seems like she needs one


Steph L. - Sep 23, 2008 9:37:29 am PDT #6389 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I had another "progress report" meeting at work today, on whether or not I'm doing enough work, etc. I was all paranoid that mean!boss was going to tell me I hadn't been getting enough done (even though I had my own records to show that I've been doing a LOT), because she's just been giving off a really negative vibe lately (and I mean negative even for HER).

I was wrong -- they told me I'm doing great and I'm going back to 40 hours starting Monday.

!!!!

When this first went down, in July, I thought that the soonest I'd be even *considered* to go back to 40 hours would be October. (Actually, I think that's what they *told* me.) I guess I'm a better worker than they thought, huh?

This doesn't mean I'm not looking for other jobs; I definitely am. But the economy is sucking in these parts, and this means I at least get my full salary back to build up a nest egg and pay off credit card debt while I keep looking.

Lord, this has been insane.


sj - Sep 23, 2008 9:40:04 am PDT #6390 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Teppy! And continued ~ma in finding a job that will get you out of there.


JZ - Sep 23, 2008 9:40:52 am PDT #6391 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

That's fantastic news, Tep, but I'm afraid I still hate all their guts for jerking you around in such a shitbaggy way over the last couple of months.

Still, go you for making them suck it and eat all their nasty little words!


brenda m - Sep 23, 2008 9:43:17 am PDT #6392 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good for you, Tep! Welcome back to working Fridays with the rest of us chumps! Or is it that you get 10-hr days now?

(I always thought the wrongest thing about this - besides the whole wrongity wrong wrong of their perspective in general - was making a four-day work week something for you to stress about and suffer for, rather than celebrate. Because that should be a good thing, you know?)


Barb - Sep 23, 2008 9:43:36 am PDT #6393 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

That's fantastic news, Tep, but I'm afraid I still hate all their guts for jerking you around in such a shitbaggy way over the last couple of months.

I am JZ in this.