Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I've been in hiding for a couple of days, but coming out to {{{vw}}} and hope that Vortex took a chainsaw sans lube to certain orifices of overentitled jackasses and add my voice to the FUCK CANCER chorus and offer ~ma and hugs and gropes and pats to all those who need.
Oh, and Aims, apparently some enterprising theatre-goer snapped some pics of your boy doing the Full Monty, frontal version on stage. They're over at Perez Hilton's blog, apparently.
pics of your boy doing the Full Monty, frontal version on stage
Not the first pics, I think there are some from the London shows. Now, which buried deep folder did I put those in . . .
She didn't like this and screamed, "BUT I NEED THE STRIPEY TIGHTS! I NEEEEEEEEEEEED THEM, MOMMY! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE??!?!?!"
Um, sorry? About the screaming, not the fact that she realized she needs stripey tights.
She was quieted with a stern look and the promise of many stripey tights when we go school shopping this weekend.
Although thinking about it, this may have been her dad's influence as well, as he has a certain proclivity for stripey tights as well.
Brought on by you.
Well, now *I* need stripey tights!!!
Hee!!!
Not the first pics
Definitely not - the phrase "Oh, I didn't realize he was uncircumsized" is burned into my brain from the first batch.
Well, now *I* need stripey tights!!!
Of course you do. And this is the time of year to stock up on them. The ones that Wallgreens usually has for Halloween are just as good as the tights that Hot Topic and other gothy-themed stores sell.
the phrase "Oh, I didn't realize he was uncircumsized" is burned into my brain from the first batch.
It's the kind of thing one remembers.
Happy Birthday, Trudy and Kara!
Sigh.
To add to the joys of 2008, apparently I have a Very Christian parent who is reading Catcher in the Rye for the first time and is very upset that it was assigned as summer reading. She apparently was worried that last year's reading in 8th grade was "too heavy." Our reading list this year for 9th? Catcher, excerpts from the Bible, Lord of the Flies, Medea, The Odyssey, The Penelopiad, poetry, and Macbeth.
Um.
Aims, I wouldn't get worried until she starts demanding a candy bra.
Although it occurs to me - having his dear daughter pleading, and then throwing a full-scale tantrum, might give MM the incentive he needs to GET THE TRANSPORTER WORKING.