Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.

'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jars - Sep 11, 2008 3:37:52 am PDT #5255 of 10001

I got told yesterday morning that I have to complete a job that I've estimated at fifty week of work, by Christmas. Why haven't you already done it? Mr BigBoss Fuckhead asks. Because this is THE FIRST I'VE FUCKING HEARD OF IT YOU FUCKING FUCKHEADED FUCKWIT.

But my supervisor really has my back on this, which is really, really good, because I'm in a mood to tell BigBoss Fuckhead that the reason he doesn't know what's going on is because HE'S TOO FUCKING BUSY WHORING AROUND WITH SITE ASSISTANTS, SHOVELLING COKE UP HIS FAT HEAD, LEAVING HIS STAFF TO EXPLAIN TO HIS WIFE ON THE PHONE THAT HE'S IN A FUCKING 'MEETING'.


d - Sep 11, 2008 3:40:04 am PDT #5256 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Oh, dear. Sanity-ma for you then, Jars?


WindSparrow - Sep 11, 2008 3:45:30 am PDT #5257 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hairpats, booze, and chocolate to Jars.

Happy Birthday to Kara, and congratulations to Deena for bringing such a marvelous person into the world.


hippocampus - Sep 11, 2008 3:54:16 am PDT #5258 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Jars, is this the guy who had to get a driver, and then his driver had to get a driver?


Jars - Sep 11, 2008 3:55:06 am PDT #5259 of 10001

Jars, is this the guy who had to get a driver, and then his driver had to get a driver?

The very one!


hippocampus - Sep 11, 2008 3:56:50 am PDT #5260 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

d - backflung, with a stopwatch.


hippocampus - Sep 11, 2008 3:57:36 am PDT #5261 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

The very one!

eiyi. asshat of the year nominee.


Deena - Sep 11, 2008 4:09:41 am PDT #5262 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

What a charming boss you have there, Jars. You should buy him flowers.

That is a very striking billboard. I love the light on your hair, Steph.

Happy Birthday Trudy!

Kara is indeed 7 today. She's wearing a beautiful dress today and took cupcakes to school. This evening will be a picnic in the park with extended family. She's got a pinata. It's a burro and she loves it. It's so cute! But she's fully prepared to bash its head in to get the candy inside.

My sister apologized for sending her a sparkly pink card. There weren't any gothy kid cards. I'm finding it funny that any member of my family isn't horrified by Kara's interests. Well, she's a little horrified, but willing to go along, which is nice.


Emily - Sep 11, 2008 4:18:15 am PDT #5263 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I have a question. Why do we pledge allegiance to the flag? Why don't we just directly pledge allegiance to the republic? I always feel funny about that, because I don't feel much allegiance to that particular design. Anyone?

Also, our dress theme tomorrow is hunting camo.

And I'm still open to suggestions as to my theme song.


Lee - Sep 11, 2008 4:25:13 am PDT #5264 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Looks like I ain't sleeping tonight. The anesthesia seems to have worn off and the pain meds aren't quite enough. Mom is having a rough night and is trying to be a brave little toaster about it.

I hope she is doing better, and that you got some sleep, Suzi.