Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Happy birthday, Trudy!
I hope your day is a good one, Anne.
Fanfuckingtabulous billboard, Teppy!
I'm in a "I have way too much work to do and I have no idea where to start" place this morning. I guess I'll answer email, then turn it off for the rest of the morning so I can work on other things.
I got told yesterday morning that I have to complete a job that I've estimated at fifty week of work, by Christmas. Why haven't you already done it? Mr BigBoss Fuckhead asks. Because this is THE FIRST I'VE FUCKING HEARD OF IT YOU FUCKING FUCKHEADED FUCKWIT.
But my supervisor really has my back on this, which is really, really good, because I'm in a mood to tell BigBoss Fuckhead that the reason he doesn't know what's going on is because HE'S TOO FUCKING BUSY WHORING AROUND WITH SITE ASSISTANTS, SHOVELLING COKE UP HIS FAT HEAD, LEAVING HIS STAFF TO EXPLAIN TO HIS WIFE ON THE PHONE THAT HE'S IN A FUCKING 'MEETING'.
Oh, dear. Sanity-ma for you then, Jars?
Hairpats, booze, and chocolate to Jars.
Happy Birthday to Kara, and congratulations to Deena for bringing such a marvelous person into the world.
Jars, is this the guy who had to get a driver, and then his driver had to get a driver?
Jars, is this the guy who had to get a driver, and then his driver had to get a driver?
The very one!
d - backflung, with a stopwatch.
The very one!
eiyi. asshat of the year nominee.
What a charming boss you have there, Jars. You should buy him flowers.
That is a very striking billboard. I love the light on your hair, Steph.
Happy Birthday Trudy!
Kara is indeed 7 today. She's wearing a beautiful dress today and took cupcakes to school. This evening will be a picnic in the park with extended family. She's got a pinata. It's a burro and she loves it. It's so cute! But she's fully prepared to bash its head in to get the candy inside.
My sister apologized for sending her a sparkly pink card. There weren't any gothy kid cards. I'm finding it funny that any member of my family isn't horrified by Kara's interests. Well, she's a little horrified, but willing to go along, which is nice.
I have a question. Why do we pledge allegiance to the flag? Why don't we just directly pledge allegiance to the republic? I always feel funny about that, because I don't feel much allegiance to that particular design. Anyone?
Also, our dress theme tomorrow is hunting camo.
And I'm still open to suggestions as to my theme song.