I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JenP - Aug 28, 2008 4:20:06 pm PDT #3562 of 10001

As I just said to Al Gore, you go on with your bad self, Kristin. (Except I didn't call him Kirstin. Actually, I think I called him dude.)


Gadget_Girl - Aug 28, 2008 4:21:49 pm PDT #3563 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Don't mess with Pix and her resolve. You go girl!


Deena - Aug 28, 2008 4:51:06 pm PDT #3564 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I'm left wondering how he got any information about how long women were waiting

Someone's husband, mother-in-law, or other close and persnickety person complained.


Hil R. - Aug 28, 2008 4:58:20 pm PDT #3565 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Someone's husband, mother-in-law, or other close and persnickety person complained.

Hmm. Possibly. People tend to be private about that stuff (mikveh doors are generally designed so that you can't see them from the street), but I can see that, I guess.

Probably not a mother-in-law, though. First, I think that many of the younger people at this synagogue have less-observant parents. Also, even for people who do have Orthodox parents, the parents probably wouldn't be at this synagogue -- this congregation is fairly young, since it's mostly people who live in the city for college and then jobs, and get married and have babies, but then move out to the suburbs once the kids are old enough for school, since there aren't any Orthodox schools in the city.


Deena - Aug 28, 2008 5:10:33 pm PDT #3566 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Every time I've been in church and heard something that made me go "hmmmm" it was actually directed at one or two particular people. The first time that I recall I was about 15, and so disappointed when I realized the preacher was talking about how her son was unfairly bullied and not really talking about what I thought she was talking about.


billytea - Aug 28, 2008 5:27:19 pm PDT #3567 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Which is a useful thing to say, I suppose, but I'm left wondering how he got any information about how long women were waiting to go to the mikveh to begin with.

He consulted the periodic table.


Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2008 5:54:57 pm PDT #3568 of 10001
brillig

Oh, as usual, dear.


beth b - Aug 28, 2008 6:34:40 pm PDT #3569 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

guess whose cat had something that looked like a hypoglycemic incident.

guess whoisn't going to sleep well tonight.

well,it a bazillionty two degress ,and I wouldn't have slept any way


Vortex - Aug 28, 2008 6:43:38 pm PDT #3570 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Woman is refusing to return library book because she thinks it's pornographic She can possibly get jail time. The book? It's Perfectly Normal, a well respected book about puberty for teens and pre teens.


DCJensen - Aug 28, 2008 6:56:40 pm PDT #3571 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Woman is refusing to return library book because she thinks it's pornographic. She can possibly get jail time.

One can dare to hope.