Which is a useful thing to say, I suppose, but I'm left wondering how he got any information about how long women were waiting to go to the mikveh to begin with.
He consulted the periodic table.
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Aug 28, 2008 5:27:19 pm PDT #3567 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2008 5:54:57 pm PDT #3568 of 10001
brillig
Oh, as usual, dear.
beth b - Aug 28, 2008 6:34:40 pm PDT #3569 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
guess whose cat had something that looked like a hypoglycemic incident.
guess whoisn't going to sleep well tonight.
well,it a bazillionty two degress ,and I wouldn't have slept any way
Vortex - Aug 28, 2008 6:43:38 pm PDT #3570 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Woman is refusing to return library book because she thinks it's pornographic She can possibly get jail time. The book? It's Perfectly Normal, a well respected book about puberty for teens and pre teens.
DCJensen - Aug 28, 2008 6:56:40 pm PDT #3571 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Woman is refusing to return library book because she thinks it's pornographic. She can possibly get jail time.
One can dare to hope.
DCJensen - Aug 28, 2008 7:05:51 pm PDT #3572 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Last weekend we noticed a wildly pitching steering wheel when I drove the Grand Am.
Fearing the worst, a problem with the front steering components, I called in my cousin Steve.
Turned out to be a massive bulge in one tire, enough to make me take Windsparrow's car to work, because she was driving locally, I was driving 100 miles RT.
So I had Steve get me a used tire from a dealer. He ended up getting two, because the guy wouldn't sell him one of a set.
Fine, but only need one now, so Steve went to get it mounted for me before i had to drive to work Tuesday.
He got the car back to me just in time for me to drive to work Tuesday.
Just before getting in the car, I noticed an inscription on the outside of the tire.
Mount this side in.
I have an appointment tomorrow.
WindSparrow - Aug 28, 2008 7:31:19 pm PDT #3573 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
He's going to fix this, but....
Last weekend we noticed a wildly pitching steering wheel when I drove the Trans Am.
Dream on.
DCJensen - Aug 28, 2008 7:32:45 pm PDT #3574 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Post fixed!
DCJensen - Aug 28, 2008 8:08:31 pm PDT #3575 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I just found something creepy.
I had noted that the Google satellite view was updated for my house, so I checked out around town for landmarks to see when it had been taken. I dated it sometime in early summer 2006.
Then I started thinking about landmarks in other parts of the area.
I found that If I brought up a map of Minneapolis [link]
I could find the bridge that collapsed a year ago. Weird, but not unexpected to see it whole.
Finally the creepy part. It has "street view" pictures.
Pictures taken while the construction work was being done at the time of the collapse.
Not taken at the moment, of course...but still? Cree-pee.
omnis_audis - Aug 28, 2008 9:46:03 pm PDT #3576 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
o_a has a cool dad. Perhaps I'm just impressed because my father never asked me what I wanted.Ha! No. Not quite. He's a bit of a drunk. It was during the messy divorce with Mom. It was probably some passive-aggressive moment to get at mom somehow.
I managed to escape from the preview performance. Which meant i could eat dinner at home! I sit down in the evil chair to put the feet up and rest and watch some TV. What do I hear? An alarm clock? What the hell? So the clock next to the bed was set 12 hours off, and the 8:30 alarm was going off. Um. This might explain (a lil) of my troubles waking of late. I'm guessing I set it wrong when the power blinked a few weeks back. Life has been so frazzled, I hadn't even noticed. and people wonder why I prefer 24-hr time. Stupid AM/PM thing.
Did anyone else catch the Obama speech? OMG! So glad I got the evening off and was able to watch it!