This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Aug 28, 2008 8:29:31 am PDT #3497 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hec, I am SO excited about the tour! I will think good, throat-soothing thoughts in your direction.


Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2008 8:30:47 am PDT #3498 of 10001
brillig

was lit up when off

I was expecting to hear you were able to read by the light of the switch.


Ginger - Aug 28, 2008 8:34:12 am PDT #3499 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

o_a has a cool dad. Perhaps I'm just impressed because my father never asked me what I wanted.


Laga - Aug 28, 2008 8:34:32 am PDT #3500 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Rodney McKay and Radek Zelenka in Cash Cab?

Two of 'em were married and the wife had a double a in her name but that's all I remember. Oh that and that they all taught at a community college. And they were on their way to the library.

Each of us kids had a flashlight next to our bed in case of emergencies but the batteries in mine wore out all the time. I think Mom knew I was reading under the covers and maybe she didn't think it was all that bad.


Connie Neil - Aug 28, 2008 8:37:27 am PDT #3501 of 10001
brillig

A friend of mine just poked his head in and held out a block wrapped in white paper. I thought, "Why is he handing me a--brick? Eraser?"--then I realized "Ice cream bar!"

Nom nom nom


Laga - Aug 28, 2008 8:39:20 am PDT #3502 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

mmm that is a nice surprise


amych - Aug 28, 2008 8:39:48 am PDT #3503 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And 2) it not making noise, that mom heard from the KITCHEN and yelling at me to go to sleep.

Ha! I remember being so confounded by parental super-hearing. Like, how do you know I flipped the lightswitch?

Umm, duh, dumbass. He could hear it.

(I also knew my own lightswitch better than any cat-burglar, and would ease it up until it got just to the place where it was about to CLICK, and then cup my hand over it to try to muffle the sound...)


SuziQ - Aug 28, 2008 8:44:05 am PDT #3504 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Survived the dentist this morning - though I have to go back next week for a crown build up. Blarg. HATE the dentist.

I am so phobic, I had the strangest waking dream. I was walking around, eatting a piece of pizza (I tend to avoid pizza, so odd there), as I was looking around for the dentist office. And I kept bumping into totally random people that I wanted to stop and spend time with but was only able to hug before I remembered I had to find something. I mean folks like my best friend from high school who I haven't seen for about 3 years, Tom Scola (and that smile), an ex-coworker...

So very odd.


WindSparrow - Aug 28, 2008 8:47:05 am PDT #3505 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Rodney McKay and Radek Zelenka in Cash Cab? Oh, lord, now I smell a fic . . .

Who wants a special edition of Dirty Jobs where Mike Rowe joins Dr. Jackson on a dig, and gets to do dueling snark with O'Niell?


hippocampus - Aug 28, 2008 8:47:15 am PDT #3506 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I think expecting students to turn off their phones/IMs in class is as reasonable as expecting students not to be insane or assholish. And to expect that administrators should not be big giant DDs either.

Which is to say {{Erin}} and {{GG}}

Pix, I hope you are feeling better.

Augh. The ECN (Emo-Craxy-Nonprofit) just killed me. I have to pull a database snapshot from April because someone was entirely too smart.