Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…

'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Aug 28, 2008 8:47:15 am PDT #3506 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I think expecting students to turn off their phones/IMs in class is as reasonable as expecting students not to be insane or assholish. And to expect that administrators should not be big giant DDs either.

Which is to say {{Erin}} and {{GG}}

Pix, I hope you are feeling better.

Augh. The ECN (Emo-Craxy-Nonprofit) just killed me. I have to pull a database snapshot from April because someone was entirely too smart.


DavidS - Aug 28, 2008 8:55:10 am PDT #3507 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, I am SO excited about the tour! I will think good, throat-soothing thoughts in your direction.

It's going to be SO fun. We've got a whole multimedia show to go with the tour. So while we're driving between spots I'll not only be telling Tom stories, but setting up very rare videos and telling images.

Should I open with my favorite Los Angeles joke? It's a quip from a standup I remember from the 80s, but it's the kind of joke only Angelenos would get. I'll whitefont it: "I just drove down from San Francisco. I took Sepulveda the whole way."


Laga - Aug 28, 2008 8:56:07 am PDT #3508 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I didn't take a sleeping pill last night but I still had a whacky dream. Some friends and I were staying at a campground across a dirt road from a posh hotel. My parents were staying at the hotel. There was a rough wooden stage at the campground and Stevie Wonder was jamming alone on some drums. I went across to the hotel to find my Dad because I knew he would want to jam with Stevie (Dad doesn't play an instrument, I'm not sure what he was supposed to have played in the dream). I found my Mom but then there was this official-looking hotel person trying to call my Mom over because she was in trouble for comitting a "civil wrong". I was trying to get the official hotel person to tell me what the heck Mom had done when I woke up.


brenda m - Aug 28, 2008 9:07:12 am PDT #3509 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I woke up in the middle of the night, stepped on the phone, and accidentally called my father. Oops.


Miracleman - Aug 28, 2008 9:09:25 am PDT #3510 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

An apple a day destroys the goddamned universe.


Polter-Cow - Aug 28, 2008 9:11:40 am PDT #3511 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I woke up in the middle of the night, stepped on the phone, and accidentally called my father.

This sounds like a Great First Sentence.


Laga - Aug 28, 2008 9:13:36 am PDT #3512 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

@*%#ing Eve. Leave the damned produce alone!

would make a great t-shirt


Miracleman - Aug 28, 2008 9:16:01 am PDT #3513 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

would make a great t-shirt

I can't move the KB t-shirts I have, let alone make another one.


brenda m - Aug 28, 2008 9:24:58 am PDT #3514 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

This sounds like a Great First Sentence.

He didn't find it that catchy at 4 in the morning. I guess he's just not very literary.


Laga - Aug 28, 2008 9:34:58 am PDT #3515 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I can't move the KB t-shirts I have, let alone make another one.

aww stinky. If the universe were just you would be making millions offa Kerfuffle Bunny because clearly he rules.