Poor pathetic kitty! Oh my.
As for Gustav, la la la la la, I can't hear you
That's insane troll logic!
Xander ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Aug 25, 2008 2:29:31 pm PDT #3156 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Strix - Aug 25, 2008 2:30:11 pm PDT #3157 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yeah, I don't know if you do everything your parents would deem appropriate. I know I don't.
Oh, I know. But I'm talking basic courtesies. This is malevolent not-giving-rat's-ass...and I know KNOW! that some of these kids will be all startled when they see their grades.
And then they will whine for extra credit. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
DavidS - Aug 25, 2008 2:33:31 pm PDT #3158 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And then they will whine for extra credit. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Fine. I hereby credit you with assholery. Wear it, bitch."
Barb - Aug 25, 2008 2:35:22 pm PDT #3159 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
I hereby credit you with assholery. Wear it, bitch.
I may have this silkscreened onto a t-shirt and wear it at my next writer's conference.
Not that the individuals at whom it would be directed would ever get it, but still...
ChiKat - Aug 25, 2008 2:39:36 pm PDT #3160 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
This is malevolent not-giving-rat's-ass...
This. So very much this. These words came out of my mouth today, "We are so not doing this this year. You will turn your attitude around by Friday, or Friday afternoon I will be making phone calls home. If that doesn't change it, you will, in all likelihood, fail this class. Got it?"
Unfortunately, 2 of them looked okay with the failing plan.
meara - Aug 25, 2008 2:48:25 pm PDT #3161 of 10001
This is malevolent not-giving-rat's-ass...and I know KNOW! that some of these kids will be all startled when they see their grades.
Hah! "OK, Anna, Barbara and Chuck are all getting an F for today. Did everyone in the class catch that? So that means a big fat ZERO for today's grade, and since that was a zero each day this week, that means, hmmm...they have NO CHANCE of getting an A this semester. Or a B, even. And since Anna only got a C on her last exam, she seems on track for summer school, or repeating this class. Anna, how do you think your parents will feel about that? Class, Anna seems to like to talk SO MUCH, I think she'd like to share with everyone...."
vw bug - Aug 25, 2008 2:51:35 pm PDT #3162 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I just did the equivalent of 14 loads of laundry. Do I get a cookie?
amych - Aug 25, 2008 2:52:08 pm PDT #3163 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I think you get 14 cookies. At least.
vw bug - Aug 25, 2008 2:53:34 pm PDT #3164 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Oh, good!
Um, will someone bring me cookies? I don't think I have any energy to make then tonight.
Sparky1 - Aug 25, 2008 3:02:17 pm PDT #3165 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Poor little kitty! GC, I think we need a picture of lucky crusty kitty next to lucky Momo kitty. Preferably with you in it holding them.
I just got back from a bikram yoga class that we all decided (in the locker room afterwards) was especially hot. We were all wimps tonight.
Erin, I salute you. And remind you that there are a bunch of lawyers here, along with some creative thinkers should you find it necessary to kill someone.
Now I need to find something to eat, and snuggle my puppy.