25 in this class. Mixed: sophomores thru seniors. And About 3/4 of the class are good, but the others are rude, clueless, little wonky BEASTS.
However..it is my Hell class, and most of my other classes are pretty good.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Aug 25, 2008 2:27:24 pm PDT #3154 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Aims - Aug 25, 2008 2:28:10 pm PDT #3155 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Q: Why do kids have SO MUCH CRAP???
A: Because grandparents see their grandchildren as forms of revenge.
Signed, Packing Sucks.
Laura - Aug 25, 2008 2:29:31 pm PDT #3156 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Poor pathetic kitty! Oh my.
As for Gustav, la la la la la, I can't hear you
Strix - Aug 25, 2008 2:30:11 pm PDT #3157 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yeah, I don't know if you do everything your parents would deem appropriate. I know I don't.
Oh, I know. But I'm talking basic courtesies. This is malevolent not-giving-rat's-ass...and I know KNOW! that some of these kids will be all startled when they see their grades.
And then they will whine for extra credit. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
DavidS - Aug 25, 2008 2:33:31 pm PDT #3158 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And then they will whine for extra credit. BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Fine. I hereby credit you with assholery. Wear it, bitch."
Barb - Aug 25, 2008 2:35:22 pm PDT #3159 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
I hereby credit you with assholery. Wear it, bitch.
I may have this silkscreened onto a t-shirt and wear it at my next writer's conference.
Not that the individuals at whom it would be directed would ever get it, but still...
ChiKat - Aug 25, 2008 2:39:36 pm PDT #3160 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
This is malevolent not-giving-rat's-ass...
This. So very much this. These words came out of my mouth today, "We are so not doing this this year. You will turn your attitude around by Friday, or Friday afternoon I will be making phone calls home. If that doesn't change it, you will, in all likelihood, fail this class. Got it?"
Unfortunately, 2 of them looked okay with the failing plan.
meara - Aug 25, 2008 2:48:25 pm PDT #3161 of 10001
This is malevolent not-giving-rat's-ass...and I know KNOW! that some of these kids will be all startled when they see their grades.
Hah! "OK, Anna, Barbara and Chuck are all getting an F for today. Did everyone in the class catch that? So that means a big fat ZERO for today's grade, and since that was a zero each day this week, that means, hmmm...they have NO CHANCE of getting an A this semester. Or a B, even. And since Anna only got a C on her last exam, she seems on track for summer school, or repeating this class. Anna, how do you think your parents will feel about that? Class, Anna seems to like to talk SO MUCH, I think she'd like to share with everyone...."
vw bug - Aug 25, 2008 2:51:35 pm PDT #3162 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I just did the equivalent of 14 loads of laundry. Do I get a cookie?
amych - Aug 25, 2008 2:52:08 pm PDT #3163 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I think you get 14 cookies. At least.