Sox, guess what! I just thought of the best birthday present for Iris!
oh? Gosh. How sweet of you! What would that be?
The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
hippocampus - Aug 25, 2008 2:00:22 pm PDT #3141 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Strix - Aug 25, 2008 2:01:06 pm PDT #3142 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Can you send them someplace else for the class time? We have this system where it's (1) verbal redirect (1) Think sheet (3) safe seat (4) buddy room.
Problem? It's all hedged in with superspecific lang., and the kids take it not seriously at all, so if you want a kids out, you get the "Have you gone through The Process?" questions.
My choices in answering
(A) I have tried to process with this student, but s/he is unamenable to participating.
(b) No, I haven't. I can't shut him up long enough to send him to the fucking safe seat,
(c) No, I have concussed the unamenable child with the safe seat, and I am going to the Buddy Room. Where I devoutly hope you keep lawyers and vodka.
(d)Fuck the fucking process; take this brat out to the woodshed; I hear there's something nasty there. I hope it's hungry and a messy eater.
Barb - Aug 25, 2008 2:04:32 pm PDT #3143 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
I like options c & d. Preferably at the same time.
omnis_audis - Aug 25, 2008 2:06:33 pm PDT #3144 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Erin, I hope the class is better for you tomorrow. Maybe hand out doses of something to calm them down. (joking)
Are you allowed to throw chalk pieces in their general direction? Not that that ever happened to me in high school bio class or anything. "Oops, it slipped out of my hand"
Strix - Aug 25, 2008 2:07:06 pm PDT #3145 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Me, too. Le sigh.
I need a cattle prod, and some restraints. Ooh, and some of those BDSM ball-gags. About a crate of those, actually.
Strix - Aug 25, 2008 2:10:01 pm PDT #3146 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Maybe hand out doses of something to calm them down. (joking)
DO. NOT. TEMPT. ME.
Ahhh..."HAve some delicious candies, my darlings! Three for you, you naughty child. Ooops, you get the REALLY special candy!"
I'm a thinking a Ritalin/Xanax/THC combo.
Huh. Screw the kids; I'll just take it!
amych - Aug 25, 2008 2:12:24 pm PDT #3147 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Screw the kids; I'll just take it!
Shit, yeah. Ketamine's good enough for the little shits -- keep the actual fun stuff for yourself.
omnis_audis - Aug 25, 2008 2:14:32 pm PDT #3148 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
tranq dart gun allowed in the school?
Just an idea. Not saying it's good or bad.
Scrappy - Aug 25, 2008 2:15:08 pm PDT #3149 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
How old are these kids? And how many in the class?
Glamcookie - Aug 25, 2008 2:18:11 pm PDT #3150 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Pathetic tiny kitten ahoy! [link]