I like options c & d. Preferably at the same time.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Aug 25, 2008 2:04:32 pm PDT #3143 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
omnis_audis - Aug 25, 2008 2:06:33 pm PDT #3144 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Erin, I hope the class is better for you tomorrow. Maybe hand out doses of something to calm them down. (joking)
Are you allowed to throw chalk pieces in their general direction? Not that that ever happened to me in high school bio class or anything. "Oops, it slipped out of my hand"
Strix - Aug 25, 2008 2:07:06 pm PDT #3145 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Me, too. Le sigh.
I need a cattle prod, and some restraints. Ooh, and some of those BDSM ball-gags. About a crate of those, actually.
Strix - Aug 25, 2008 2:10:01 pm PDT #3146 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Maybe hand out doses of something to calm them down. (joking)
DO. NOT. TEMPT. ME.
Ahhh..."HAve some delicious candies, my darlings! Three for you, you naughty child. Ooops, you get the REALLY special candy!"
I'm a thinking a Ritalin/Xanax/THC combo.
Huh. Screw the kids; I'll just take it!
amych - Aug 25, 2008 2:12:24 pm PDT #3147 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Screw the kids; I'll just take it!
Shit, yeah. Ketamine's good enough for the little shits -- keep the actual fun stuff for yourself.
omnis_audis - Aug 25, 2008 2:14:32 pm PDT #3148 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
tranq dart gun allowed in the school?
Just an idea. Not saying it's good or bad.
Scrappy - Aug 25, 2008 2:15:08 pm PDT #3149 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
How old are these kids? And how many in the class?
Glamcookie - Aug 25, 2008 2:18:11 pm PDT #3150 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Pathetic tiny kitten ahoy! [link]
Strix - Aug 25, 2008 2:18:33 pm PDT #3151 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Thanks for letting me vent, guys. I was in a serious rage state this afternoon. Not a great place for me to be, as I can get downright nasty in that state. I had to high-tail it outta school ASAP.
I will be good-teacher Erin and look for Proactive!Solutions!to!My!Classroom!Management!Issues! yayhappySPARKLE kidzrfun!
But right now, I need to stew in my own quinine-bitter juices of unleashed vengeful rage.
DavidS - Aug 25, 2008 2:20:43 pm PDT #3152 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What parent raises their children to think that this is appropriate?
Yeah, I don't know if you do everything your parents would deem appropriate. I know I don't.
Can't you just task them with humiliating in-class exercises?
"We're going to re-enact scenes from literature. You'll be doing Gargantua and Pantagruel and this feather duster is your goose..."