I can't get that erect bat that Allyson linked to in Natter out of my head. It's like his little pink bellend is following me around, poking me in the back of the head. Perhaps I should get laid more often.
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Aug 16, 2008 1:25:18 pm PDT #1986 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
omnis_audis - Aug 16, 2008 1:27:54 pm PDT #1987 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
anyone know time/channel for debate? Is that tonight? I'm so behind on news since the move.
omnis_audis - Aug 16, 2008 1:54:14 pm PDT #1988 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
7-9 central time on cspan, fox news, msnbc. For those interested. I wanna bitch slap the bonehead who scheduled it with the Olympics.
brenda m - Aug 16, 2008 2:15:12 pm PDT #1989 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I wanna bitch slap the bonehead who scheduled it with the Olympics.
Olympics, debates, and preseason football. We don't have 51 other content-free Saturday nights to pick from?
Laga - Aug 16, 2008 2:29:40 pm PDT #1990 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I am bouncing around like a bouncey thing. Perhaps I shouldn't have had iced coffee and yerba mate today.
Sean K - Aug 16, 2008 2:38:59 pm PDT #1991 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'm impatient. I want the sadness to be over already.
brenda m - Aug 16, 2008 2:40:58 pm PDT #1992 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Sean, if you figure out a way to fast forward the world six weeks or so, be sure and let me know because I am definitely interested.
Jessica - Aug 16, 2008 2:48:39 pm PDT #1993 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I would definitely be behind a vote to skip to the end of today, at least. Being thrown up on at the playground? Just about as much fun as it sounds!
(Dear molars, YOU SUCK. No love, MommyJess)
Meanwhile I'm hiding out in the bedroom so I won't start a fight with DH over which pan he's using to saute the onions he didn't cut right.
YOU CAN'T JUST CUT OFF BOTH ENDS AND *THEN* START READING THE RECIPE ON WHAT SHAPE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO END UP AS! WHY WOULD YOU EVER CUT OFF BOTH ENDS ANYWAY?? WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING TO HOLD ON TO WHILE YOU CHOPPED THEM????? And you would have also known that pan would be too small if you'd bothered to read through the recipe before you started cooking LIKE ALL RIGHT-THINKING PEOPLE DO.
(You know how all married couples have that one THING that drives them crazy about the other person? This is my one thing. Hence the hiding out.)
DavidS - Aug 16, 2008 2:56:55 pm PDT #1994 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sucks, huh?
Do the zombie walk, my friends.
Just keep shuffling those feet and today recedes in the rearview mirror.
Also, though I know your schedules may preclude it, one of the best ways to wade through hard times is doing something physically exhausting. Workouts, running, riding, yardwork, batting cage. I think it helps fend off stress and ennervation.
omnis_audis - Aug 16, 2008 3:00:34 pm PDT #1995 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
oooh, Sean could pull a Forest Gump and RUN to visit all of us! It's FREEEEEE!!!!!!