7-9 central time on cspan, fox news, msnbc. For those interested. I wanna bitch slap the bonehead who scheduled it with the Olympics.
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I wanna bitch slap the bonehead who scheduled it with the Olympics.
Olympics, debates, and preseason football. We don't have 51 other content-free Saturday nights to pick from?
I am bouncing around like a bouncey thing. Perhaps I shouldn't have had iced coffee and yerba mate today.
I'm impatient. I want the sadness to be over already.
Sean, if you figure out a way to fast forward the world six weeks or so, be sure and let me know because I am definitely interested.
I would definitely be behind a vote to skip to the end of today, at least. Being thrown up on at the playground? Just about as much fun as it sounds!
(Dear molars, YOU SUCK. No love, MommyJess)
Meanwhile I'm hiding out in the bedroom so I won't start a fight with DH over which pan he's using to saute the onions he didn't cut right.
YOU CAN'T JUST CUT OFF BOTH ENDS AND *THEN* START READING THE RECIPE ON WHAT SHAPE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO END UP AS! WHY WOULD YOU EVER CUT OFF BOTH ENDS ANYWAY?? WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING TO HOLD ON TO WHILE YOU CHOPPED THEM????? And you would have also known that pan would be too small if you'd bothered to read through the recipe before you started cooking LIKE ALL RIGHT-THINKING PEOPLE DO.
(You know how all married couples have that one THING that drives them crazy about the other person? This is my one thing. Hence the hiding out.)
Sucks, huh?
Do the zombie walk, my friends.
Just keep shuffling those feet and today recedes in the rearview mirror.
Also, though I know your schedules may preclude it, one of the best ways to wade through hard times is doing something physically exhausting. Workouts, running, riding, yardwork, batting cage. I think it helps fend off stress and ennervation.
oooh, Sean could pull a Forest Gump and RUN to visit all of us! It's FREEEEEE!!!!!!
I'm really tempted right now omnis.
Hair has been cut and colored. A dark red violet this time. Won't know if I like the cut until I get to style it myself. I feel like I have Texas hair at the moment.