Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Aug 16, 2008 2:48:39 pm PDT #1993 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I would definitely be behind a vote to skip to the end of today, at least. Being thrown up on at the playground? Just about as much fun as it sounds!

(Dear molars, YOU SUCK. No love, MommyJess)

Meanwhile I'm hiding out in the bedroom so I won't start a fight with DH over which pan he's using to saute the onions he didn't cut right.

YOU CAN'T JUST CUT OFF BOTH ENDS AND *THEN* START READING THE RECIPE ON WHAT SHAPE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO END UP AS! WHY WOULD YOU EVER CUT OFF BOTH ENDS ANYWAY?? WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING TO HOLD ON TO WHILE YOU CHOPPED THEM????? And you would have also known that pan would be too small if you'd bothered to read through the recipe before you started cooking LIKE ALL RIGHT-THINKING PEOPLE DO.

(You know how all married couples have that one THING that drives them crazy about the other person? This is my one thing. Hence the hiding out.)


DavidS - Aug 16, 2008 2:56:55 pm PDT #1994 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sucks, huh?

Do the zombie walk, my friends.

Just keep shuffling those feet and today recedes in the rearview mirror.

Also, though I know your schedules may preclude it, one of the best ways to wade through hard times is doing something physically exhausting. Workouts, running, riding, yardwork, batting cage. I think it helps fend off stress and ennervation.


omnis_audis - Aug 16, 2008 3:00:34 pm PDT #1995 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

oooh, Sean could pull a Forest Gump and RUN to visit all of us! It's FREEEEEE!!!!!!


Sean K - Aug 16, 2008 3:03:18 pm PDT #1996 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm really tempted right now omnis.


SuziQ - Aug 16, 2008 3:10:18 pm PDT #1997 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Hair has been cut and colored. A dark red violet this time. Won't know if I like the cut until I get to style it myself. I feel like I have Texas hair at the moment.


omnis_audis - Aug 16, 2008 3:10:22 pm PDT #1998 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: sends miniture sized devil version of Sean to sit on his shouldet & whisper in his ear "Dallas is a hub city... Go... Resistence is futile" ::


Sean K - Aug 16, 2008 3:22:45 pm PDT #1999 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You buying that ticket, omnis? Because I don't even know how I'm paying for gas to get to work tomorrow, let alone find a new apartment.

I know what you're trying to do, and I do appreciate it. But more than seeing friends or anything lie that, what I'd really like is a way to make S not hurt so much.


omnis_audis - Aug 16, 2008 3:26:13 pm PDT #2000 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: directs mini devil Sean to plant a money tree and whisper in Seans ear where it's at ::

ION since when did Obama have grey hair?


vw bug - Aug 16, 2008 3:35:38 pm PDT #2001 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I just dropped off the Pumpkin Monster. And now I'm eating carrot cake and watching bad TV. More Spanish soon. After I smoosh Sean.

{{{Sean}}}


omnis_audis - Aug 16, 2008 3:41:27 pm PDT #2002 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I am stuffed. I made some yummy marinated chicken with steamed broccoli and carrots.

Nomnomnomnom.