I can post about more customer service madness. How about the time we had the frenchies in two separate carriages? We're not supposed to trot the horses in Chicago (except in special circumstances like getting up a hill or missing cross traffic) but the driver on the other carriage was new so when his passengers asked him to trot he complied. I caught up to him at a light and told him it wasn't OK and one guy in the back of my carriage started shouting at me "we are ambassadors! We will sue you and we will sue your company!" ...come to think of it the story's not half as amusing if you can't hear the funny impression I'm doing of his accent. In the end when we got back to the stand my boss offered to call the police sergeant on duty and the "ambassadors" paid and left. Betcha can't guess what they tipped us.

this site is pretty distracting

Dude, I'm so aggravated, my weird stomach thing has returned. Ow.

my weird stomach thing has returned

that sucks, Nora. Definitely do not click on the link I posted above.

The Sudafed is making me susceptable to Olympic tearyness.

Oh yes, Sudafed, I bought the good shit -- gimme that book and let me sign!!! You don't have the Nyquil D (a.k.a. real Nyquil)? Fine, gimme the Fauxquil and some Sudafed, Bitches!

Soup, juice, olympics... its a party.

I can't get that erect bat that Allyson linked to in Natter out of my head. It's like his little pink bellend is following me around, poking me in the back of the head. Perhaps I should get laid more often.

anyone know time/channel for debate? Is that tonight? I'm so behind on news since the move.

7-9 central time on cspan, fox news, msnbc. For those interested. I wanna bitch slap the bonehead who scheduled it with the Olympics.

I wanna bitch slap the bonehead who scheduled it with the Olympics.

Olympics, debates, and preseason football. We don't have 51 other content-free Saturday nights to pick from?

I am bouncing around like a bouncey thing. Perhaps I shouldn't have had iced coffee and yerba mate today.