I've had fat free half & half before. Once. By accident.
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - Aug 14, 2008 6:25:05 am PDT #1624 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
amych - Aug 14, 2008 6:26:05 am PDT #1625 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I've had fat free half & half before. Once. By accident.
This is me. In fact, I never would've even conceived of such a thing until I unpacked the grocery bag.
Trudy Booth - Aug 14, 2008 6:28:37 am PDT #1626 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I remember when you could tell by looking at someone -- if they were obviously foreign -- that they wouldn't speak good English. Now you can never tell.
I've got to say, playing "tourist/not a tourist" in midtown is fun -- at a glance I try and decide if and what accent a person will have once I hear them speak.
hippocampus - Aug 14, 2008 6:30:34 am PDT #1627 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
I scheduled a couple appointments for noon today so that I would be away from my desk when part-time job starts calling right after the supposed end of my week. Because I am too stoopid to let it go to voicemail. This, my new strategy for not being all enraged with them and their mad ways.
... appointments being eyebrows and (for the first time in about a YEAR) manicure. Very business-oriented.
hippocampus - Aug 14, 2008 6:51:09 am PDT #1628 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
coffee: I ran this plan past one of my collaborators, who responded with:
"voicemail is your friend."
Me: "yes, but curiosity and impending sense of doom are my sisters."
Him: "Family doesn't always play nice."
smonster - Aug 14, 2008 7:06:25 am PDT #1629 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Heh. Funny, sox.
Connie Neil - Aug 14, 2008 7:07:49 am PDT #1630 of 10001
brillig
smonster - Aug 14, 2008 7:13:43 am PDT #1631 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I saw that earlier, connie. It's a good one.
Barb! Just friended you on lj.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 14, 2008 7:21:59 am PDT #1632 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"submoronic" is one of those words that turns the entire brilliant sentence up a whole other notch.
This just made me wonder if there's such a thing as being "dommoronic". I suppose Dubya would count (but only to 10).
juliana - Aug 14, 2008 7:50:03 am PDT #1633 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
tacklehugs smonster!
I think I like Sox's "sisters".