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Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Aug 14, 2008 5:45:08 am PDT #1614 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

::boggle::

Right? If I didn't need to keep my job, I would have said something like, "I remember when you could tell by looking at someone if they were an ignorant bigot. But now, you never can tell -- they even show up in your workplace."


vw bug - Aug 14, 2008 5:45:46 am PDT #1615 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Man, I *suck* in the role of "Son's Girlfriend."

Uh. No. Remember who you're talking to? The girl who totally has crazy unrealistic expectations of herself?


brenda m - Aug 14, 2008 5:48:12 am PDT #1616 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Here's one for the annals of ignorance: I overheard incompetent!boss this morning telling another co-worker that he was surprised to find out that one of our vendors was Asian, because "She speaks English as good as any of us!"

This is a slightly different kind of bone ignorance, but years ago my mother was at the registrar's office at a local college applying for admission and the clerk's comment when she noticed her Canadian citizenship was "oh, you speak English so well!"


Sophia Brooks - Aug 14, 2008 5:51:33 am PDT #1617 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

When I used to work for an ESL program at my university, we were required to test the English Speaking abilities of everyone with a student visa. Which included Canadians and people from Great Britain. It was very strange.


Jessica - Aug 14, 2008 5:53:37 am PDT #1618 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"I remember when you could tell by looking at someone if they were an ignorant bigot. But now, you never can tell -- they even show up in your workplace."

I'm going to post a Craigslist ad offering to pay you to say this and then wait for Scola to link to it.


Steph L. - Aug 14, 2008 6:05:39 am PDT #1619 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm going to post a Craigslist ad offering to pay you to say this and then wait for Scola to link to it.

Meta-link-y-ness!


Cashmere - Aug 14, 2008 6:17:25 am PDT #1620 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Teppy, if I had the money, I'd offer you a year's pay to say that. The stupid, it burns.

I need to do battle with the mountain of laundry that has accumulated and yet somehow get to the gym today.


Vortex - Aug 14, 2008 6:18:15 am PDT #1621 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Huh - I've cooked with it (casseroles etc) and it's worked fine, but I wouldn't use it in my coffee because then I'd be able to taste it.

I tried to use it for a soup, so maybe that’s the issue.

Thoughts? It's not something I'd ordinarily do, but they did specifically request that he keep them informed of change in status and he is going to go to town on job hunting starting next week. Is this too aggressive?

I don’t think it’s too aggressive, just a bit long. I might say.

Thanks for the information. Per your request, I wanted to let you know that my current position has been downsized, and my last day is ____. I will be stepping up my job search significantly in the coming weeks, as this certainly impacts my time horizon for wanting to start something new.

Calling Vortex: I just saw the Dean in charge of that job you applied for here. She hopes to get back to it next week. She also said she thinks it should be two jobs, bar stuff and tutoring stuff, and the fact that it is structured as one job is making it hard to fill.

Yeah, I thought that when I saw it, that they might have a hard time finding someone with all of those qualifications. But, I rock, and I learn quickly.

That seems like a WAY too formal way to address a letter (well, even the envelope) to your boyfriend's parents. Unless they're exceedingly formal people, but your description didn't make them sound that way.

I think that it’s better to go too formal that not. People who don’t care about formality don’t mind when it’s done, but those who are sticklers notice the assumption of informality. It’s like the person who wants to be called Tom isn’t offended if you call him Mr. Smith. But, Mr. Smith might well be miffed that you assumed to call him Tom.

Even for this bunch, this is a staggering level of delusion and obliviousness. What the hell are they on?

Well, she finally has a chance to use that Soviet Union specialist skill, so she’s got to throw out the analogies while they’re still marginally relevant.


juliana - Aug 14, 2008 6:19:11 am PDT #1622 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I remember when you could tell by looking at someone -- if they were obviously foreign -- that they wouldn't speak good English. Now you can never tell.

blink

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Wow....

Oh, and re: the ancestry? My people are good at throwing other people out of windows, bar fights, and just generally kicking the crap out of anyone who crosses them. I'm ready to join the Brute Squad. First target: GG's employers. Second: Tep's sort-of boss.


hippocampus - Aug 14, 2008 6:24:26 am PDT #1623 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I'm ready to join the Brute Squad. First target: GG's employers. Second: Tep's sort-of boss.

awesome. on all three counts.

Brute Squad could be Buffista Academy PE requirement-fulfillment, to raise those plans up again.