If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Aug 14, 2008 6:18:15 am PDT #1621 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Huh - I've cooked with it (casseroles etc) and it's worked fine, but I wouldn't use it in my coffee because then I'd be able to taste it.

I tried to use it for a soup, so maybe that’s the issue.

Thoughts? It's not something I'd ordinarily do, but they did specifically request that he keep them informed of change in status and he is going to go to town on job hunting starting next week. Is this too aggressive?

I don’t think it’s too aggressive, just a bit long. I might say.

Thanks for the information. Per your request, I wanted to let you know that my current position has been downsized, and my last day is ____. I will be stepping up my job search significantly in the coming weeks, as this certainly impacts my time horizon for wanting to start something new.

Calling Vortex: I just saw the Dean in charge of that job you applied for here. She hopes to get back to it next week. She also said she thinks it should be two jobs, bar stuff and tutoring stuff, and the fact that it is structured as one job is making it hard to fill.

Yeah, I thought that when I saw it, that they might have a hard time finding someone with all of those qualifications. But, I rock, and I learn quickly.

That seems like a WAY too formal way to address a letter (well, even the envelope) to your boyfriend's parents. Unless they're exceedingly formal people, but your description didn't make them sound that way.

I think that it’s better to go too formal that not. People who don’t care about formality don’t mind when it’s done, but those who are sticklers notice the assumption of informality. It’s like the person who wants to be called Tom isn’t offended if you call him Mr. Smith. But, Mr. Smith might well be miffed that you assumed to call him Tom.

Even for this bunch, this is a staggering level of delusion and obliviousness. What the hell are they on?

Well, she finally has a chance to use that Soviet Union specialist skill, so she’s got to throw out the analogies while they’re still marginally relevant.


juliana - Aug 14, 2008 6:19:11 am PDT #1622 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I remember when you could tell by looking at someone -- if they were obviously foreign -- that they wouldn't speak good English. Now you can never tell.

blink

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Wow....

Oh, and re: the ancestry? My people are good at throwing other people out of windows, bar fights, and just generally kicking the crap out of anyone who crosses them. I'm ready to join the Brute Squad. First target: GG's employers. Second: Tep's sort-of boss.


hippocampus - Aug 14, 2008 6:24:26 am PDT #1623 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I'm ready to join the Brute Squad. First target: GG's employers. Second: Tep's sort-of boss.

awesome. on all three counts.

Brute Squad could be Buffista Academy PE requirement-fulfillment, to raise those plans up again.


Cashmere - Aug 14, 2008 6:25:05 am PDT #1624 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I've had fat free half & half before. Once. By accident.


amych - Aug 14, 2008 6:26:05 am PDT #1625 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I've had fat free half & half before. Once. By accident.

This is me. In fact, I never would've even conceived of such a thing until I unpacked the grocery bag.


Trudy Booth - Aug 14, 2008 6:28:37 am PDT #1626 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I remember when you could tell by looking at someone -- if they were obviously foreign -- that they wouldn't speak good English. Now you can never tell.

I've got to say, playing "tourist/not a tourist" in midtown is fun -- at a glance I try and decide if and what accent a person will have once I hear them speak.


hippocampus - Aug 14, 2008 6:30:34 am PDT #1627 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I scheduled a couple appointments for noon today so that I would be away from my desk when part-time job starts calling right after the supposed end of my week. Because I am too stoopid to let it go to voicemail. This, my new strategy for not being all enraged with them and their mad ways.

... appointments being eyebrows and (for the first time in about a YEAR) manicure. Very business-oriented.


hippocampus - Aug 14, 2008 6:51:09 am PDT #1628 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

coffee: I ran this plan past one of my collaborators, who responded with:

"voicemail is your friend."

Me: "yes, but curiosity and impending sense of doom are my sisters."

Him: "Family doesn't always play nice."


smonster - Aug 14, 2008 7:06:25 am PDT #1629 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Heh. Funny, sox.


Connie Neil - Aug 14, 2008 7:07:49 am PDT #1630 of 10001
brillig

LOL!

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