Stanford pays crap, Vortex. UCB paid (much) better for admin/staff/library positions. But it would be a nice place for them to fly you out for an interview.
I suspected as much. I saw a job at another school directing  a program that required a Ph.D and four years of experience for 45K.  WTFF?  
	
 
		
		
Easy.
f: Cary (pwetty!)
m: Rock (so what? I'm fucking Cary!)
c: Clark
	
 
		
		
F: Grant 
M: Hudson 
C: Gable
	
 
		
		
I think Gable suffers from even his beloved wife saying he was boring in the sack.
	
 
		
		
Do you think he likes older women?
Very much so.  His daycare girlfriend has a few months on Matilda, actually.  (But don't worry.  We'll make sure she's out of the picture before we announce the betrothal.)
I'm not sure if I could handle having a bright, cheerful, sweet natured, handsome son-in-law with cool parents.
I shall endeavour to become more neurotic and crabby.
I WAS TALKING TO BARBARA THIS ONE TIME, SHORTLY BEFORE SHE MURDERED HER HUSBAND.
Dude! 
	
 
		
		
Well, it looks MM finally started on the teleporter. Looks to have a few bugs though: [link]
Goddamn assistants!  I said NO CAMERAS IN THE LAB!
Somebody is going to be my next test subject, I think.
	
 
		
		
Weirdly, the BARBARA conversation seems to have turned into a digression on ONE'S HONOR AND REPUTATION AS A NOTARY.
I wonder if Barbara (err, BARBARA) asked him to sign something.
I've been annoyed at this guy for years. And suddenly, I'm fascinated.
(And did I mention, 3 hours of smokin' time a day?)
	
 
		
		
I saw a job at another school directing a program that required a Ph.D and four years of experience for 45K. WTFF?
Seriously?? Good grief. 
only thing I could think is that they were expecting/allowing the person to teach at the same time.