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Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?

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Jessica - Aug 11, 2008 11:07:50 am PDT #1067 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Do you think he likes older women?

Very much so. His daycare girlfriend has a few months on Matilda, actually. (But don't worry. We'll make sure she's out of the picture before we announce the betrothal.)

I'm not sure if I could handle having a bright, cheerful, sweet natured, handsome son-in-law with cool parents.

I shall endeavour to become more neurotic and crabby.

I WAS TALKING TO BARBARA THIS ONE TIME, SHORTLY BEFORE SHE MURDERED HER HUSBAND.

Dude!

Miracleman - Aug 11, 2008 11:08:34 am PDT #1068 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Well, it looks MM finally started on the teleporter. Looks to have a few bugs though: [link]

Goddamn assistants! I said NO CAMERAS IN THE LAB!

Somebody is going to be my next test subject, I think.

amych - Aug 11, 2008 11:13:59 am PDT #1069 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Weirdly, the BARBARA conversation seems to have turned into a digression on ONE'S HONOR AND REPUTATION AS A NOTARY.

I wonder if Barbara (err, BARBARA) asked him to sign something.

I've been annoyed at this guy for years. And suddenly, I'm fascinated.

(And did I mention, 3 hours of smokin' time a day?)

meara - Aug 11, 2008 11:21:27 am PDT #1070 of 10001

I saw a job at another school directing a program that required a Ph.D and four years of experience for 45K. WTFF?

Seriously?? Good grief.

Jessica - Aug 11, 2008 11:24:24 am PDT #1071 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I wonder if Barbara (err, BARBARA) asked him to sign something.

Death certificate?

Vortex - Aug 11, 2008 11:33:01 am PDT #1072 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I saw a job at another school directing a program that required a Ph.D and four years of experience for 45K. WTFF?

Seriously?? Good grief.

only thing I could think is that they were expecting/allowing the person to teach at the same time.

P.M. Marc - Aug 11, 2008 11:34:51 am PDT #1073 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

That FCM is unfair! Two gay guys and the funny-looking freak with the ears!

So, umm. M - Cary, on account of pretty, chuck the other two, spend a lot of time with Marlene and Greta?

DavidS - Aug 11, 2008 11:36:01 am PDT #1074 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, umm. M - Cary, on account of pretty, chuck the other two, spend a lot of time with Marlene and Greta?

I like this solution. Though I get the impression that Rock might've been the nicest of the three.

Lee - Aug 11, 2008 11:36:07 am PDT #1075 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Nora, I'm so sorry to hear about Tom being laid off. Stupid Bush economy.

amych - Aug 11, 2008 11:37:02 am PDT #1076 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Though I get the impression that Rock might've been the nicest of the three.

I know that's why I chose to marry him. Plus, I think he'd be fun to look at cabana boys with.

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