Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Aug 11, 2008 11:24:24 am PDT #1071 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I wonder if Barbara (err, BARBARA) asked him to sign something.

Death certificate?


Vortex - Aug 11, 2008 11:33:01 am PDT #1072 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I saw a job at another school directing a program that required a Ph.D and four years of experience for 45K. WTFF?

Seriously?? Good grief.

only thing I could think is that they were expecting/allowing the person to teach at the same time.


P.M. Marc - Aug 11, 2008 11:34:51 am PDT #1073 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

That FCM is unfair! Two gay guys and the funny-looking freak with the ears!

So, umm. M - Cary, on account of pretty, chuck the other two, spend a lot of time with Marlene and Greta?


DavidS - Aug 11, 2008 11:36:01 am PDT #1074 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, umm. M - Cary, on account of pretty, chuck the other two, spend a lot of time with Marlene and Greta?

I like this solution. Though I get the impression that Rock might've been the nicest of the three.


Lee - Aug 11, 2008 11:36:07 am PDT #1075 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Nora, I'm so sorry to hear about Tom being laid off. Stupid Bush economy.


amych - Aug 11, 2008 11:37:02 am PDT #1076 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Though I get the impression that Rock might've been the nicest of the three.

I know that's why I chose to marry him. Plus, I think he'd be fun to look at cabana boys with.


P.M. Marc - Aug 11, 2008 11:37:09 am PDT #1077 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I like this solution. Though I get the impression that Rock might've been the nicest of the three.

Cary had better taste in men.


megan walker - Aug 11, 2008 11:39:13 am PDT #1078 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

a Ph.D and four years of experience for 45K. WTFF?

This sounds suspiciously like my job.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 11, 2008 11:51:05 am PDT #1079 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

>a Ph.D and four years of experience for 45K. WTFF?

That seems normal (and even just a little high) for a position in the arts or humanities at my university. You also often have to have a masters to be an administrative assistant making 30K


Scrappy - Aug 11, 2008 11:59:49 am PDT #1080 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

FCM

Jeff Probst
Mike Rowe
Phil Keoghan