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Spike's Bitches 42: Which question do you want me to answer first?

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amych - Aug 11, 2008 11:02:05 am PDT #1060 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think I've mentioned that my office windows look out on a lovely shady patio, which means that every smoker in the whole university comes to take their breaks outside my window? And that the uninsulated old leaded glass windows mean that I can hear every last word that's said out there, including ugly screaming breakups, financial details, and all kinds of suchlike? (And that the same windows lead to second-hand smoke nigh unto working in a bar)

And if so, I've also mentioned the one dude who spends 3 hours of every work day (two 45-minute smoke breaks and an hour and half lunch! I want that schedule!) loudly holding court to his female companions?

Well, all is forgiven.

He's been holding forth for the last half hour or so (in all caps. He talks in all caps. All the time) about I WAS TALKING TO BARBARA THIS ONE TIME, SHORTLY BEFORE SHE MURDERED HER HUSBAND.

DavidS - Aug 11, 2008 11:02:06 am PDT #1061 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, we should talk about planning Dylan and Matilda's wedding. We already have plenty of adorable videos to show and embarrass them with!

Do you think he likes older women? I'm not sure if I could handle having a bright, cheerful, sweet natured, handsome son-in-law with cool parents.

Steph L. - Aug 11, 2008 11:03:33 am PDT #1062 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Gee, what a fun game. Maybe we can play something else?

I've got a game! FCM, The Classics:

Cary Grant

Clark Gable

Rock Hudson

Vortex - Aug 11, 2008 11:05:14 am PDT #1063 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Stanford pays crap, Vortex. UCB paid (much) better for admin/staff/library positions. But it would be a nice place for them to fly you out for an interview.

I suspected as much. I saw a job at another school directing a program that required a Ph.D and four years of experience for 45K. WTFF?

amych - Aug 11, 2008 11:05:26 am PDT #1064 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Easy.

f: Cary (pwetty!)

m: Rock (so what? I'm fucking Cary!)

c: Clark

Amy - Aug 11, 2008 11:06:16 am PDT #1065 of 10001

Because books.

F: Grant
M: Hudson
C: Gable

DavidS - Aug 11, 2008 11:06:48 am PDT #1066 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think Gable suffers from even his beloved wife saying he was boring in the sack.

Jessica - Aug 11, 2008 11:07:50 am PDT #1067 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Do you think he likes older women?

Very much so. His daycare girlfriend has a few months on Matilda, actually. (But don't worry. We'll make sure she's out of the picture before we announce the betrothal.)

I'm not sure if I could handle having a bright, cheerful, sweet natured, handsome son-in-law with cool parents.

I shall endeavour to become more neurotic and crabby.

I WAS TALKING TO BARBARA THIS ONE TIME, SHORTLY BEFORE SHE MURDERED HER HUSBAND.

Dude!

Miracleman - Aug 11, 2008 11:08:34 am PDT #1068 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Well, it looks MM finally started on the teleporter. Looks to have a few bugs though: [link]

Goddamn assistants! I said NO CAMERAS IN THE LAB!

Somebody is going to be my next test subject, I think.

amych - Aug 11, 2008 11:13:59 am PDT #1069 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Weirdly, the BARBARA conversation seems to have turned into a digression on ONE'S HONOR AND REPUTATION AS A NOTARY.

I wonder if Barbara (err, BARBARA) asked him to sign something.

I've been annoyed at this guy for years. And suddenly, I'm fascinated.

(And did I mention, 3 hours of smokin' time a day?)

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