I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Aug 25, 2008 12:22:47 pm PDT #5293 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Theo wins.


Trudy Booth - Aug 25, 2008 12:23:07 pm PDT #5294 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Of course, I shall never wed seeing as Ray Toro has gone and married his actual fiance to whom he has been actually engaged for some time.

The nerve.

::mutter Toro would have gotten the banner plane mutter::


Barb - Aug 25, 2008 12:24:20 pm PDT #5295 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

What possessed her to pull that kind of stunt?

The fact that she's completely cracked. Also insanely jealous-- they eloped and didn't tell anyone because she was knocked up, so they never did the wedding thing and it made her nuts that we did.


Allyson - Aug 25, 2008 12:33:48 pm PDT #5296 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Co-writer Sam thinks he could beat me in a fight just because men are stronger.

I so want to get him in a ring and punch him in the face.


Kathy A - Aug 25, 2008 12:35:20 pm PDT #5297 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I remember the Big Drama that resulted when my SIL's cousin's daughter came to their wedding dressed in a rather low-cut red party dress, and all of her traditional Italian female relatives hit the roof over her "wild ways." I think SIL was just relieved that her sister who had cut off all contact with the family years before didn't show up to create even more drama.


Kathy A - Aug 25, 2008 12:36:04 pm PDT #5298 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I so want to get him in a ring and punch him in the face.

"Two writers enter. One Allyson leaves."


Barb - Aug 25, 2008 12:38:23 pm PDT #5299 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

Co-writer Sam thinks he could beat me in a fight just because men are stronger.

But women are more treacherous. And liable to fight dirty.


Atropa - Aug 25, 2008 12:43:37 pm PDT #5300 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Co-writer Sam thinks he could beat me in a fight just because men are stronger.

His delusions are kind of charming.


Allyson - Aug 25, 2008 12:48:01 pm PDT #5301 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

This is what I'm saying!


tiggy - Aug 25, 2008 1:07:21 pm PDT #5302 of 10003
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

these proposal stories are SO SWEET!! though i think Allyson's ring proposal may be a bit different than everyone else's...currently.