Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Aug 25, 2008 12:35:20 pm PDT #5297 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I remember the Big Drama that resulted when my SIL's cousin's daughter came to their wedding dressed in a rather low-cut red party dress, and all of her traditional Italian female relatives hit the roof over her "wild ways." I think SIL was just relieved that her sister who had cut off all contact with the family years before didn't show up to create even more drama.


Kathy A - Aug 25, 2008 12:36:04 pm PDT #5298 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I so want to get him in a ring and punch him in the face.

"Two writers enter. One Allyson leaves."


Barb - Aug 25, 2008 12:38:23 pm PDT #5299 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

Co-writer Sam thinks he could beat me in a fight just because men are stronger.

But women are more treacherous. And liable to fight dirty.


Atropa - Aug 25, 2008 12:43:37 pm PDT #5300 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Co-writer Sam thinks he could beat me in a fight just because men are stronger.

His delusions are kind of charming.


Allyson - Aug 25, 2008 12:48:01 pm PDT #5301 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

This is what I'm saying!


tiggy - Aug 25, 2008 1:07:21 pm PDT #5302 of 10003
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

these proposal stories are SO SWEET!! though i think Allyson's ring proposal may be a bit different than everyone else's...currently.


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2008 1:07:23 pm PDT #5303 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

(And isn't it pathetic that I can quote that from memory?)

No! Why do you think I mentioned it? I have that whole damned section burned on my memory.

I'm also fond of Jo and Prof. Bhaer's betrothal.

She also created Big Drama at my wedding as well, by showing up in a white lace dress.

Some movie -- I *think* it was The Mirror Has Two Faces -- had a wedding scene, and before the ceremony, when everyone was milling around, the mother of the bride showed up in a tight, bright, sequined dress, and the bride (who was rather blinged-out herself, as is her right as the bride) said, "You're supposed to be the mother of the bride, not the OPENING ACT!!!" For years I was afraid my mom would pull that at my wedding. Now, ironically, she's more or less over her flashy ways, and I'll probably never get married. What a waste of my mom's newly-found sensibility.


Toddson - Aug 25, 2008 1:08:28 pm PDT #5304 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

introduce him to ita ... he he he


Barb - Aug 25, 2008 1:09:21 pm PDT #5305 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

"You're supposed to be the mother of the bride, not the OPENING ACT!!!"

Lauren Bacall-- glorious as ever.


Toddson - Aug 25, 2008 1:11:50 pm PDT #5306 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A woman I knew years ago had been living with a man for quite a while. One day they were scheduled to have lunch together. He comes in, dressed in a tuxedo, carrying flowers and champagne, and followed by a violinist. He went down on one knee, and as the violinist played, proposed. She said yes, everyone had champagne, he paid off the violinist, and they had a long, romantic lunch.