Co-writer Sam thinks he could beat me in a fight just because men are stronger.
But women are more treacherous. And liable to fight dirty.
Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Barb - Aug 25, 2008 12:38:23 pm PDT #5299 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”
Atropa - Aug 25, 2008 12:43:37 pm PDT #5300 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Co-writer Sam thinks he could beat me in a fight just because men are stronger.
His delusions are kind of charming.
Allyson - Aug 25, 2008 12:48:01 pm PDT #5301 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
This is what I'm saying!
tiggy - Aug 25, 2008 1:07:21 pm PDT #5302 of 10003
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
these proposal stories are SO SWEET!! though i think Allyson's ring proposal may be a bit different than everyone else's...currently.
Steph L. - Aug 25, 2008 1:07:23 pm PDT #5303 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
(And isn't it pathetic that I can quote that from memory?)
No! Why do you think I mentioned it? I have that whole damned section burned on my memory.
I'm also fond of Jo and Prof. Bhaer's betrothal.
She also created Big Drama at my wedding as well, by showing up in a white lace dress.
Some movie -- I *think* it was The Mirror Has Two Faces -- had a wedding scene, and before the ceremony, when everyone was milling around, the mother of the bride showed up in a tight, bright, sequined dress, and the bride (who was rather blinged-out herself, as is her right as the bride) said, "You're supposed to be the mother of the bride, not the OPENING ACT!!!" For years I was afraid my mom would pull that at my wedding. Now, ironically, she's more or less over her flashy ways, and I'll probably never get married. What a waste of my mom's newly-found sensibility.
Toddson - Aug 25, 2008 1:08:28 pm PDT #5304 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
introduce him to ita ... he he he
Barb - Aug 25, 2008 1:09:21 pm PDT #5305 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”
"You're supposed to be the mother of the bride, not the OPENING ACT!!!"
Lauren Bacall-- glorious as ever.
Toddson - Aug 25, 2008 1:11:50 pm PDT #5306 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
A woman I knew years ago had been living with a man for quite a while. One day they were scheduled to have lunch together. He comes in, dressed in a tuxedo, carrying flowers and champagne, and followed by a violinist. He went down on one knee, and as the violinist played, proposed. She said yes, everyone had champagne, he paid off the violinist, and they had a long, romantic lunch.
Scrappy - Aug 25, 2008 1:12:07 pm PDT #5307 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
At my (first) wedding, Aunt of the Ex went around the recepton telling people that we were getting married because I was pregnant and that the family was not happy. Why she did this, I still don't know. Luckily, people found it funny, if puzzling.
Aims - Aug 25, 2008 1:21:35 pm PDT #5308 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aims and MM have the most perfectly Aims-and-MM proposal story.
Umm, assuming that was MM in the bar?
Indeed it was. And it was pretty typical of us. As was us both cracking up during the ceremony.