Good luck to Lucy, and good thoughts to Brenda.
'Shindig'
Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
In animal news - Nova last night had a show on cuttlefish. They're fascinating animals! and, seemingly, wicked smart. Also - they do a kind of light show with their coloring (bands of light and dark pulsing down their bodies and tentacles) that seemingly hypnotizes their prey.
Yes! And allows them a pretty sophisticated level of communication with each other. And grants them amazing camouflage ability, they can not only create detailed mottled patterns, but also change their skin's texture.
Cuttles make great use of their colour control in mating behaviour of course. You can have a male flashing "prepare for sexytime, baybee" to the female on his left, while flashing "I will cut you. I will cut you like a mofo" to the male on his right.
The giant cuttlefish of the Great Australian Bight (and I've mentioned this before, but I love it) take it one step further. Like many species, it's the big males who can beat up on all the other blokes and get most of the loving. But enterprising lightweight Lotharios aren't ready to give up. They will don the appearance of a female cuttle, sneak into the harem Some Like It Hot style, and then get it on with Marilyn Monroe the moment the man of the house is distracted. Apparently the ladies love a man who's in touch with his feminine side.
Brenda, i'll be thinking of you and Lucy and hoping everything goes smoothly.
Yes! and not only this, the male transfers a packet of sperm to the female, who tucks it away. Then, when she's ready to lay her eggs, she picks which packet of sperm she'll use to fertilize the eggs. They did DNA tests and, yes, the cross-dressing ones are ... 70% of the time, I think ... the chosen ones. (Paternity tests for cuttlefish - but child support isn't an issue, since the adults die right after the mating season.)
(Paternity tests for cuttlefish - but child support isn't an issue, since the adults die right after the mating season.)
Oh, that reminds me, octopi normally have a life expectancy of no more than two years - basically through one mating season. But if they're neutered, they can live for over twenty years. (I suspect cuttlefish will be the same.)
Without bats, there'd be no tequilla.
If I wasn't pro-bat before, I am now.
Cuttles make great use of their colour control in mating behaviour of course. You can have a male flashing "prepare for sexytime, baybee" to the female on his left, while flashing "I will cut you. I will cut you like a mofo" to the male on his right.
The giant cuttlefish of the Great Australian Bight (and I've mentioned this before, but I love it) take it one step further. Like many species, it's the big males who can beat up on all the other blokes and get most of the loving. But enterprising lightweight Lotharios aren't ready to give up. They will don the appearance of a female cuttle, sneak into the harem Some Like It Hot style, and then get it on with Marilyn Monroe the moment the man of the house is distracted. Apparently the ladies love a man who's in touch with his feminine side.
bt needs his own show on the discovery channel.
the cross-dressing ones are ... 70% of the time, I think ... the chosen ones.
The Boy will be pleased to hear this.
But if they're neutered, they can live for over twenty years. (I suspect cuttlefish will be the same.)
But how much fun are those remaining years when they can't sex up the wimmins?
But how much fun are those remaining years when they can't sex up the wimmins?
Quite so. I like to think they compensate by plotting world domination. Wouldn't you? "And when the world has submitted to my will, then can I put these weak-willed humans to work creating for me a set of replacement genitalia!"
But how much fun are those remaining years when they can't sex up the wimmins?
Maybe they just go to octopi monasteries and pray to the Octopi God for world octopi peace....