Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Toddson - Aug 13, 2008 5:29:02 am PDT #3036 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yes! and not only this, the male transfers a packet of sperm to the female, who tucks it away. Then, when she's ready to lay her eggs, she picks which packet of sperm she'll use to fertilize the eggs. They did DNA tests and, yes, the cross-dressing ones are ... 70% of the time, I think ... the chosen ones. (Paternity tests for cuttlefish - but child support isn't an issue, since the adults die right after the mating season.)


Trudy Booth - Aug 13, 2008 5:30:54 am PDT #3037 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kohei Uchimura is just dreamy

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billytea - Aug 13, 2008 5:33:37 am PDT #3038 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(Paternity tests for cuttlefish - but child support isn't an issue, since the adults die right after the mating season.)

Oh, that reminds me, octopi normally have a life expectancy of no more than two years - basically through one mating season. But if they're neutered, they can live for over twenty years. (I suspect cuttlefish will be the same.)


Cashmere - Aug 13, 2008 5:37:08 am PDT #3039 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Without bats, there'd be no tequilla.

If I wasn't pro-bat before, I am now.

Cuttles make great use of their colour control in mating behaviour of course. You can have a male flashing "prepare for sexytime, baybee" to the female on his left, while flashing "I will cut you. I will cut you like a mofo" to the male on his right.

The giant cuttlefish of the Great Australian Bight (and I've mentioned this before, but I love it) take it one step further. Like many species, it's the big males who can beat up on all the other blokes and get most of the loving. But enterprising lightweight Lotharios aren't ready to give up. They will don the appearance of a female cuttle, sneak into the harem Some Like It Hot style, and then get it on with Marilyn Monroe the moment the man of the house is distracted. Apparently the ladies love a man who's in touch with his feminine side.

bt needs his own show on the discovery channel.


Steph L. - Aug 13, 2008 5:38:26 am PDT #3040 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

the cross-dressing ones are ... 70% of the time, I think ... the chosen ones.

The Boy will be pleased to hear this.

But if they're neutered, they can live for over twenty years. (I suspect cuttlefish will be the same.)

But how much fun are those remaining years when they can't sex up the wimmins?


billytea - Aug 13, 2008 5:43:48 am PDT #3041 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

But how much fun are those remaining years when they can't sex up the wimmins?

Quite so. I like to think they compensate by plotting world domination. Wouldn't you? "And when the world has submitted to my will, then can I put these weak-willed humans to work creating for me a set of replacement genitalia!"


tommyrot - Aug 13, 2008 5:47:38 am PDT #3042 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But how much fun are those remaining years when they can't sex up the wimmins?

Maybe they just go to octopi monasteries and pray to the Octopi God for world octopi peace....


Gudanov - Aug 13, 2008 5:50:36 am PDT #3043 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Not the most reassuring sign from an airliner

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Kat - Aug 13, 2008 5:57:36 am PDT #3044 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

oh man: Boba Fett + Flashdance = Win!.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 13, 2008 5:59:59 am PDT #3045 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

dog~ma to Brenda and Lucy-girl.