Without bats, there'd be no tequilla.
If I wasn't pro-bat before, I am now.
Cuttles make great use of their colour control in mating behaviour of course. You can have a male flashing "prepare for sexytime, baybee" to the female on his left, while flashing "I will cut you. I will cut you like a mofo" to the male on his right.
The giant cuttlefish of the Great Australian Bight (and I've mentioned this before, but I love it) take it one step further. Like many species, it's the big males who can beat up on all the other blokes and get most of the loving. But enterprising lightweight Lotharios aren't ready to give up. They will don the appearance of a female cuttle, sneak into the harem Some Like It Hot style, and then get it on with Marilyn Monroe the moment the man of the house is distracted. Apparently the ladies love a man who's in touch with his feminine side.
bt needs his own show on the discovery channel.
the cross-dressing ones are ... 70% of the time, I think ... the chosen ones.
The Boy will be pleased to hear this.
But if they're neutered, they can live for over twenty years. (I suspect cuttlefish will be the same.)
But how much fun are those remaining years when they can't sex up the wimmins?
But how much fun are those remaining years when they can't sex up the wimmins?
Quite so. I like to think they compensate by plotting world domination. Wouldn't you? "And when the world has submitted to my will, then can I put these weak-willed humans to work creating for me a set of replacement genitalia!"
But how much fun are those remaining years when they can't sex up the wimmins?
Maybe they just go to octopi monasteries and pray to the Octopi God for world octopi peace....
Not the most reassuring sign from an airliner
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dog~ma to Brenda and Lucy-girl.
Without bats, there'd be no tequilla.
As if I didn't love bats enough already.
I don't blame THEM for the rabies or the hair tangling.
You know, in the past week I have had to explain absinthe, LOLcats, and furries/plushies to my coworkers, and these were things I thought were "common knowledge". Combined with the fact that no one I know seems to know the phrase "do not fold, spindle or mutilate" I am wondering if I am from some bizarro common knowledge world.
