Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 04, 2008 5:12:10 am PDT #1133 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Yay for msbelle's toilet!


Jesse - Aug 04, 2008 5:16:12 am PDT #1134 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have 38 first cousins

Woah.

An Austrian man, Martin Bierbauer, was blasted off the toilet when huge hailstones started shooting out of it.

I misread this as being an Australian man, so I was going to say something about how I know the toilets flush backward down there, but I didn't think that meant OUT of the toilet. But then I realized it's Austria, so that's not funny.

I have a headache and don't want to be here.


tommyrot - Aug 04, 2008 5:27:14 am PDT #1135 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And to all Australians, happy Picnic Day!

eta: OK, apparently Picnic Day is only for Aussies in the Northern Territory.

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Shir - Aug 04, 2008 5:28:51 am PDT #1136 of 10003
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

passes chocolate to Jesse


Hil R. - Aug 04, 2008 5:30:41 am PDT #1137 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I only have one first cousin. My father is an only child, and my mom's sister only has one son. As for second cousins, they're all older than me, ranging from about a year older to close to 30 years older. I see some of them a few times a year or so, and others I've only met once or twice.


Nilly - Aug 04, 2008 5:30:58 am PDT #1138 of 10003
Swouncing

Oh, Jesse, I hope the rest of today treats you well enough that it'd be OK for you to be there.


Aims - Aug 04, 2008 5:33:07 am PDT #1139 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have 38 first cousins

I have 32 on my Dad's side of the family. Give or take a few.


Hil R. - Aug 04, 2008 5:33:23 am PDT #1140 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A few days ago, one of my second cousins friended me on facebook. I see her younger brother every once in a while -- he lives closer to my parents than to his own parents, so we sometimes see him at holidays when he can't get home -- but I don't think I've talked to her in about 15 years.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 04, 2008 5:36:47 am PDT #1141 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I have 6 first cousins- 2 on my mom's side and 4 on my dad's side.


Jesse - Aug 04, 2008 5:36:58 am PDT #1142 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

passes chocolate to Jesse

Ah, thanks! Thanks, Nilly. It will be fine. I've already had one meeting cancelled today, so that's a start...

I have 32 on my Dad's side of the family. Give or take a few.

Holy cow!