Insent, DJ.
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Jul 23, 2008 11:02:24 am PDT #9190 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Frankenbuddha - Jul 23, 2008 11:08:56 am PDT #9191 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
You people are the reason we can never have that recipe again.
Or any other nice things.
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2008 11:17:12 am PDT #9192 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Apollo 14 astronaut claims aliens HAVE made contact - but it has been covered up for 60 years
Aliens have contacted humans several times but governments have hidden the truth for 60 years, the sixth man to walk on the moon has claimed.
Apollo 14 astronaut Dr Edgar Mitchell, said he was aware of many UFO visits to Earth during his career with NASA but each one was covered up.
Huh.
Officials from NASA, however, were quick to play the comments down.
In a statement, a spokesman said: "NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe.
'Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue.'
Oh well.
eta: If this is true and he was briefed on this, it would have been nice if he had some interesting or useful info. Like, how do their starships work? Do they believe in God? Who will win the next Super Bowl?
Gudanov - Jul 23, 2008 11:23:45 am PDT #9193 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping
I think I'd have an easier time believing aliens have been contacting humans than believing multiple governments covering it up for sixty years.
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2008 11:24:45 am PDT #9194 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh.
Kat - Jul 23, 2008 11:25:58 am PDT #9195 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
So cakewrecks didn't have this one: [link] but it should have. A toilet cake is just wrong wrong wrong.
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In other news, I'm at Starbucks. They have a sorbetto drink which has pinkberry "yogurt" (appropriate use of quotation marks since pinkberry yogurt is not yogurt) I got sucked into trying it. Three sips and I'm enh on it. But it's not at all the local Starbucks. Has anyone else encountered such a thing?
brenda m - Jul 23, 2008 11:28:36 am PDT #9196 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
We did not know that, Tom. Or I didn't anyway. Do tell.
Daisy Jane - Jul 23, 2008 11:49:58 am PDT #9197 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ha! Inventing the stop sign [link]
amych - Jul 23, 2008 11:58:45 am PDT #9198 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Inventing the stop sign
Brilliant. (The "for internal use only" at the end sealed it for me.)
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2008 12:00:04 pm PDT #9199 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Planet of the Apes - it has begun....
Chimp Steals Gun From Zookeeper In Japan
A chimp in Japan escaped the sweltering confines of his cage, and a zookeeper with a tranquilizer gun proved no match for this feisty animal. The zookeeper can be seen peeking his head and rifle over the ledge of the roof on which the chimp was resting before quickly crouching down, sensing the chimp had noticed him. The chimp pounced on the ledge, grabbing the barrel of the zookeeper's tranquilizer gun and snatching it away, leaving the poor human defenseless.
Score one for the apes.
The score quickly turned even, though, when all it took to subdue the chimp was the promise of banana.
There's a video....