So cakewrecks didn't have this one: [link] but it should have. A toilet cake is just wrong wrong wrong.

In other news, I'm at Starbucks. They have a sorbetto drink which has pinkberry "yogurt" (appropriate use of quotation marks since pinkberry yogurt is not yogurt) I got sucked into trying it. Three sips and I'm enh on it. But it's not at all the local Starbucks. Has anyone else encountered such a thing?

We did not know that, Tom. Or I didn't anyway. Do tell.

Ha! Inventing the stop sign [link]

Inventing the stop sign

Brilliant. (The "for internal use only" at the end sealed it for me.)

Planet of the Apes - it has begun....

Chimp Steals Gun From Zookeeper In Japan

A chimp in Japan escaped the sweltering confines of his cage, and a zookeeper with a tranquilizer gun proved no match for this feisty animal. The zookeeper can be seen peeking his head and rifle over the ledge of the roof on which the chimp was resting before quickly crouching down, sensing the chimp had noticed him. The chimp pounced on the ledge, grabbing the barrel of the zookeeper's tranquilizer gun and snatching it away, leaving the poor human defenseless.

Score one for the apes.

The score quickly turned even, though, when all it took to subdue the chimp was the promise of banana.

There's a video....

Oh, Daisy, that was brilliant. I just forwarded to our entire design team. With an apology.

Oh, Daisy, that was brilliant. I just forwarded to our entire design team. With an apology.

Hah! So did I.

Our Senior Designer sent it to me. Between that and this [link] I feel like YouTubers are eavesdropping on my job.

WTF is "Lymia Cleansing"?

[link]

Google doesn't help, so I'm guessing the person who placed the ad just made it up. Should I call her and tell her my Lymia is really dirty?

Timelies all!

Yay shrift!