We did not know that, Tom. Or I didn't anyway. Do tell.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Jul 23, 2008 11:28:36 am PDT #9196 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Daisy Jane - Jul 23, 2008 11:49:58 am PDT #9197 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ha! Inventing the stop sign [link]
amych - Jul 23, 2008 11:58:45 am PDT #9198 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Inventing the stop sign
Brilliant. (The "for internal use only" at the end sealed it for me.)
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2008 12:00:04 pm PDT #9199 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Planet of the Apes - it has begun....
Chimp Steals Gun From Zookeeper In Japan
A chimp in Japan escaped the sweltering confines of his cage, and a zookeeper with a tranquilizer gun proved no match for this feisty animal. The zookeeper can be seen peeking his head and rifle over the ledge of the roof on which the chimp was resting before quickly crouching down, sensing the chimp had noticed him. The chimp pounced on the ledge, grabbing the barrel of the zookeeper's tranquilizer gun and snatching it away, leaving the poor human defenseless.
Score one for the apes.
The score quickly turned even, though, when all it took to subdue the chimp was the promise of banana.
There's a video....
brenda m - Jul 23, 2008 12:10:04 pm PDT #9200 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh, Daisy, that was brilliant. I just forwarded to our entire design team. With an apology.
megan walker - Jul 23, 2008 12:13:20 pm PDT #9201 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Oh, Daisy, that was brilliant. I just forwarded to our entire design team. With an apology.
Hah! So did I.
Daisy Jane - Jul 23, 2008 12:16:33 pm PDT #9202 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Our Senior Designer sent it to me. Between that and this [link] I feel like YouTubers are eavesdropping on my job.
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2008 12:48:08 pm PDT #9203 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
WTF is "Lymia Cleansing"?
Google doesn't help, so I'm guessing the person who placed the ad just made it up. Should I call her and tell her my Lymia is really dirty?
Sheryl - Jul 23, 2008 1:00:26 pm PDT #9204 of 10003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Yay shrift!
Pix - Jul 23, 2008 1:06:25 pm PDT #9205 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
My poor mother has Lyme disease again. They caught it and are treating it (a benefit to living where Lyme started is that all the docs know the signs and how to deal), but I just want to look the universe in the eye and say, "Seriously? Seriously?!?"