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Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2008 1:49:47 pm PDT #8973 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Wonkette (so you don't have to hurt your eyes at the actual site): More Funny Comments From That Boycott McDonald’s Site

“McDonald I am a regular customer in your store but I will not be eating in your store any more because of your open support of gay. I am a christianand God says they are an Abolition and God will deal with them. joyce”

Yes, many things are ruined because of gay. Just wait until God Abolitionizes gay.

“I have 5 days a week my house filled with children of various age and many days it’s Mc Donalds for dinner due to time restraints. NOT ANY MORE. I will not spend my hard earnd money to support a group of people that is trappling my beliefs and leading our futur generations in to a lifestyle that will kill them. I will not come and spend a dime there nor will I let any of my friends or aquaintends do so. what ever I can to stop this support of nglcc I will do. Children are too precious to be perverted like that. one of many who still have a sense of morality”


Barb - Jul 22, 2008 1:50:51 pm PDT #8974 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”

::brain explodes::


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2008 1:54:20 pm PDT #8975 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::brain explodes::

Someone should notify Barb's aquaintends.


amych - Jul 22, 2008 1:56:42 pm PDT #8976 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

many days it’s Mc Donalds for dinner due to time restraints. NOT ANY MORE.

Huh. Maybe this boycott is what god wants after all.


amych - Jul 22, 2008 2:01:02 pm PDT #8977 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

tommyrot missed the very best one:

“YOU DID NOT BILD YOUR COMPANY ON HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE! IT WAS BUILD ON FAMILY VALUES! MAN,WIFE.CHILDREN!MOSTLTY CHILDREN! THEY DON’T COME FROM HOMO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

If anything, the fact that their company was BILD ON MOSTLY CHILDREN is boycott-fodder enough.


Rick - Jul 22, 2008 2:06:32 pm PDT #8978 of 10003

I like this comment at Wonkette:

I get it, they’re boycotting McDonald’s. Are they boycotting Strunk & White too?


Allyson - Jul 22, 2008 2:07:00 pm PDT #8979 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You're all liberal elitist pinkos.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 22, 2008 2:09:39 pm PDT #8980 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh my god, the cakewrecks! Like THIS OMGWTFBBQ [link]

I literally gasped and recoiled from my screen! This makes that story about the Congratualtions "Aime'e" cake look small.

Also, I am not the world's best typist, but "trappling" their beliefs????

BILD ON MOSTLY CHILDREN

Somehow this is making me imagine a cake of McDonalds, with babies trapped underneath!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 22, 2008 2:09:44 pm PDT #8981 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I see Mr. Dictionary has deserted us again.


Daisy Jane - Jul 22, 2008 2:14:50 pm PDT #8982 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I literally gasped and recoiled from my screen!

I was in a meeting and squealed and flapped my hands at the screen as if I could wave it away. Of course, then I had to forward it to my team members in the meeting.