::brain explodes::
Someone should notify Barb's aquaintends.
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 22, 2008 1:54:20 pm PDT #8975 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Jul 22, 2008 1:56:42 pm PDT #8976 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
many days it’s Mc Donalds for dinner due to time restraints. NOT ANY MORE.
Huh. Maybe this boycott is what god wants after all.
amych - Jul 22, 2008 2:01:02 pm PDT #8977 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
tommyrot missed the very best one:
“YOU DID NOT BILD YOUR COMPANY ON HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE! IT WAS BUILD ON FAMILY VALUES! MAN,WIFE.CHILDREN!MOSTLTY CHILDREN! THEY DON’T COME FROM HOMO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
If anything, the fact that their company was BILD ON MOSTLY CHILDREN is boycott-fodder enough.
Rick - Jul 22, 2008 2:06:32 pm PDT #8978 of 10003
I like this comment at Wonkette:
I get it, they’re boycotting McDonald’s. Are they boycotting Strunk & White too?
Allyson - Jul 22, 2008 2:07:00 pm PDT #8979 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You're all liberal elitist pinkos.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 22, 2008 2:09:39 pm PDT #8980 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Oh my god, the cakewrecks! Like THIS OMGWTFBBQ [link]
I literally gasped and recoiled from my screen! This makes that story about the Congratualtions "Aime'e" cake look small.
Also, I am not the world's best typist, but "trappling" their beliefs????
BILD ON MOSTLY CHILDREN
Somehow this is making me imagine a cake of McDonalds, with babies trapped underneath!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 22, 2008 2:09:44 pm PDT #8981 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I see Mr. Dictionary has deserted us again.
Daisy Jane - Jul 22, 2008 2:14:50 pm PDT #8982 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I literally gasped and recoiled from my screen!
I was in a meeting and squealed and flapped my hands at the screen as if I could wave it away. Of course, then I had to forward it to my team members in the meeting.
Jesse - Jul 22, 2008 2:15:03 pm PDT #8983 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If anything, the fact that their company was BILD ON MOSTLY CHILDREN is boycott-fodder enough.
Hee!
Sheryl - Jul 22, 2008 2:17:19 pm PDT #8984 of 10003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Congrats Dr. Mr. flea!
The cakewrecks site made me laugh so much my face hurt.