I think what my daughter's trying to say is: nyah nyah nyah nyah.

Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Jul 22, 2008 10:52:57 am PDT #8963 of 10003
Swouncing

You guys could Skype each other for LaTex support!

Well, Dr. flea doesn't need any more tech support, as his PhD is done and done!

Oh, and did you guys know that I never Skyped with any of you? How strange.

Sophia, "manages"? [Edited to note my pleasure at x-posting with even more than one of you.] "supervises addressing"? (in case you do have a staff?)

[Another Edit to cheer Gud's great rephrasing.]


Ginger - Jul 22, 2008 10:54:07 am PDT #8964 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"Responds to?"


Daisy Jane - Jul 22, 2008 10:55:50 am PDT #8965 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

manages was my first thought.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 22, 2008 11:02:12 am PDT #8966 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I changed to manages- Actually- I changed to "Manages student check in, and address exceptions such as...."

I have sent off the darn thing to my boss. Then she will send it upstairs and they will tell us we have done it all wrong and provide us with an example of a correct one. Which I asked for in the first place, but was told I cannot have. How do I know this, you ask? The same thing has happened every time I have been promoted ever.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 22, 2008 11:11:39 am PDT #8967 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Estelle Getty just passed away. [link]


Daisy Jane - Jul 22, 2008 11:34:54 am PDT #8968 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

How cool is this?

We've all heard a ton about Wii Fit and how it's supposed to revolutionize the workout. I think the game is great for those with limited mobility and a long way to go on the physical fitness road ... but for folks who are less interested in getting motivated to get off the couch and more in maintaining that Beyoncé butt, Wii Fit just won't cut it. Enter Nike + and a recent partnership with 24 Hour Fitness. No one is really talking about this as a game-based workout, but if you look at the details of the deal, that's exactly what it is. Starting next month 24 Hour Fitness, the largest fitness club chain in the U.S., will be the first to offer new Nike + iPod enabled gym equipment in select clubs across the country. Here's the scoop from Business Wire:
Nike and Apple worked with major gym equipment manufacturers to make their cardio equipment Nike + iPod compatible so gym members can easily track and record workouts on cardio equipment like treadmills, stair steppers, elliptical trainers and stationary bikes. Beginning in July, select 24 Hour Fitness clubs in New York, San Francisco, Miami, Denver, Portland and Salt Lake City will begin receiving Nike + iPod enabled gym equipment, just in time for members to use the new machines to prepare for and compete in the Nike + Human Race on August 31, 2008. Extending the great Nike + iPod Sport Kit experience users are already familiar with, 24 Hour Fitness members can track their cardio workouts and log their data by connecting their iPod nano to the Nike + iPod enabled cardio equipment. When 24 Hour Fitness members then connect their iPod nano to their computer, their workout data is sent to NikePlus.com through iTunes. This workout data is converted to “CardioMiles” so that users of cardio equipment can easily set goals and participate in challenges with runners and with users of other cardio equipment.
So... let's break it down, gamers. We are tracking results through a handheld entertainment device (the iPod nano) to compete for points (CardioMiles) in a workout game (the Nike + Human Race). There may not be a major console name attached to the program, but this is a way to turn your boring routine into a multiplayer competition. Games for Health FTW!


Kat - Jul 22, 2008 11:43:19 am PDT #8969 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Congrats Dr. Mr. Flea!

HOLY GOD! The cakewrecks crack me up. So funny.


flea - Jul 22, 2008 11:51:01 am PDT #8970 of 10003
information libertarian

Oh my god, the cakewrecks! Like THIS OMGWTFBBQ [link]


amych - Jul 22, 2008 11:51:47 am PDT #8971 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(not a dilemma. the daily, umm. grind. anyway, very true) [link]


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2008 12:21:31 pm PDT #8972 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fail Child

(Animated .gif file of a dog knocking a child down in shallow water... then doing it again.)