manages was my first thought.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Jul 22, 2008 10:55:50 am PDT #8965 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Sophia Brooks - Jul 22, 2008 11:02:12 am PDT #8966 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I changed to manages- Actually- I changed to "Manages student check in, and address exceptions such as...."
I have sent off the darn thing to my boss. Then she will send it upstairs and they will tell us we have done it all wrong and provide us with an example of a correct one. Which I asked for in the first place, but was told I cannot have. How do I know this, you ask? The same thing has happened every time I have been promoted ever.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 22, 2008 11:11:39 am PDT #8967 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Estelle Getty just passed away. [link]
Daisy Jane - Jul 22, 2008 11:34:54 am PDT #8968 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
How cool is this?
We've all heard a ton about Wii Fit and how it's supposed to revolutionize the workout. I think the game is great for those with limited mobility and a long way to go on the physical fitness road ... but for folks who are less interested in getting motivated to get off the couch and more in maintaining that Beyoncé butt, Wii Fit just won't cut it. Enter Nike + and a recent partnership with 24 Hour Fitness. No one is really talking about this as a game-based workout, but if you look at the details of the deal, that's exactly what it is. Starting next month 24 Hour Fitness, the largest fitness club chain in the U.S., will be the first to offer new Nike + iPod enabled gym equipment in select clubs across the country. Here's the scoop from Business Wire:
Nike and Apple worked with major gym equipment manufacturers to make their cardio equipment Nike + iPod compatible so gym members can easily track and record workouts on cardio equipment like treadmills, stair steppers, elliptical trainers and stationary bikes. Beginning in July, select 24 Hour Fitness clubs in New York, San Francisco, Miami, Denver, Portland and Salt Lake City will begin receiving Nike + iPod enabled gym equipment, just in time for members to use the new machines to prepare for and compete in the Nike + Human Race on August 31, 2008. Extending the great Nike + iPod Sport Kit experience users are already familiar with, 24 Hour Fitness members can track their cardio workouts and log their data by connecting their iPod nano to the Nike + iPod enabled cardio equipment. When 24 Hour Fitness members then connect their iPod nano to their computer, their workout data is sent to NikePlus.com through iTunes. This workout data is converted to “CardioMiles” so that users of cardio equipment can easily set goals and participate in challenges with runners and with users of other cardio equipment.So... let's break it down, gamers. We are tracking results through a handheld entertainment device (the iPod nano) to compete for points (CardioMiles) in a workout game (the Nike + Human Race). There may not be a major console name attached to the program, but this is a way to turn your boring routine into a multiplayer competition. Games for Health FTW!
Kat - Jul 22, 2008 11:43:19 am PDT #8969 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Congrats Dr. Mr. Flea!
HOLY GOD! The cakewrecks crack me up. So funny.
flea - Jul 22, 2008 11:51:01 am PDT #8970 of 10003
information libertarian
Oh my god, the cakewrecks! Like THIS OMGWTFBBQ [link]
amych - Jul 22, 2008 11:51:47 am PDT #8971 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
(not a dilemma. the daily, umm. grind. anyway, very true) [link]
tommyrot - Jul 22, 2008 12:21:31 pm PDT #8972 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
(Animated .gif file of a dog knocking a child down in shallow water... then doing it again.)
tommyrot - Jul 22, 2008 1:49:47 pm PDT #8973 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From Wonkette (so you don't have to hurt your eyes at the actual site): More Funny Comments From That Boycott McDonald’s Site
“McDonald I am a regular customer in your store but I will not be eating in your store any more because of your open support of gay. I am a christianand God says they are an Abolition and God will deal with them. joyce”
Yes, many things are ruined because of gay. Just wait until God Abolitionizes gay.
“I have 5 days a week my house filled with children of various age and many days it’s Mc Donalds for dinner due to time restraints. NOT ANY MORE. I will not spend my hard earnd money to support a group of people that is trappling my beliefs and leading our futur generations in to a lifestyle that will kill them. I will not come and spend a dime there nor will I let any of my friends or aquaintends do so. what ever I can to stop this support of nglcc I will do. Children are too precious to be perverted like that. one of many who still have a sense of morality”
Barb - Jul 22, 2008 1:50:51 pm PDT #8974 of 10003
“Not dead yet!”
::brain explodes::