You will pry my birth control from my cold, dead hands.
In happier news, mine just went generic. Finally. Now if only I were using it as birth control I could celebrate by having sex or something.
Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.
'Safe'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Jul 16, 2008 1:38:35 pm PDT #8212 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
amych - Jul 16, 2008 1:40:17 pm PDT #8213 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
shrift, that sounds an awful lot like actually being at work. They might as well pay you.
Burrell - Jul 16, 2008 1:46:08 pm PDT #8214 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That's infuriating DJ. Do you read Broadsheet? In Nov, Colorado voters get to decide when life begins. Seriously.
amych - Jul 16, 2008 1:49:52 pm PDT #8215 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also infuriating: the blithering idiot who represents me in the US Senate has proposed renaming the next HIV/AIDS funding bill for her predecessor in the seat. Which could be a nice gesture if her predecessor weren't Jesse Helms, who opposed any such funding while he was in office on the grounds that people with HIV/AIDS were asking for it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 16, 2008 1:54:28 pm PDT #8216 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If they name an HIV/AIDS funding bill after Helms, I hope they have the foresight to hook power cables up to his coffin before it starts spinning like a dynamo.
shrift - Jul 16, 2008 1:55:27 pm PDT #8217 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think I may need to brave the heat and buy some beer to celebrate when I finish this paperwork.
amych - Jul 16, 2008 1:58:46 pm PDT #8218 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
If they name an HIV/AIDS funding bill after Helms, I hope they have the foresight to hook power cables up to his coffin before it starts spinning like a dynamo.
Now that you mention it, NC has a lot of crappy old coal-fired power plants that could use an upgrade to something a little more sustainable.
Gadget_Girl - Jul 16, 2008 1:59:16 pm PDT #8219 of 10003
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Shrift, that sounds like an excellent idea. You deserve a beer.
Nutty - Jul 16, 2008 2:01:02 pm PDT #8220 of 10003
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
holding the host "hostage"
Am I the only one who read that and wanted to pronounce the last word so it rhymes with postage?
Okay, never mind.
Steph L. - Jul 16, 2008 2:04:39 pm PDT #8221 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
You will pry my birth control from my cold, dead hands.
t suddenly very, very glad I have an IUD....
t suddenly really, really cringing at the word "pry"....