Now, I can hold a note for a long time...actually I can hold a note forever. But eventually that's just noise. It's the change we're listening for. The note coming after, and the one after that. That's what makes it music.

Host ,'Why We Fight'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jul 15, 2008 9:48:38 am PDT #7961 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Blargh. Somebody make me answer e-mails and return a phone call to a recruiter. I used up all my motivation this morning by going to an interview and certifying for unemployment benefits.


sarameg - Jul 15, 2008 9:50:24 am PDT #7962 of 10003

Hey, if they do get any good pictures, I'll send them to you for inspiration!


Jesse - Jul 15, 2008 9:56:00 am PDT #7963 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Mexican free-tail bats! That's my bat!

This is hilarious.


Kat - Jul 15, 2008 10:04:13 am PDT #7964 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Sara, are those the same bats as they have in Austin? Under the bridge by the Statehouse?


Allyson - Jul 15, 2008 10:11:42 am PDT #7965 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Same bats. But they will roost with other species of bats. They're not speciesist.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 15, 2008 10:13:03 am PDT #7966 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Bats are cool.


Miracleman - Jul 15, 2008 10:17:53 am PDT #7967 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Same bats. But they will roost with other species of bats. They're not speciesist

Bats are cool.

As well as noble, open-minded and well-adjusted!

Too bad about the bug breath, really.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 15, 2008 10:20:23 am PDT #7968 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Too bad about the bug breath, really.

They need Binaca for bats.


shrift - Jul 15, 2008 10:33:35 am PDT #7969 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have sent an e-mail! It was a really long e-mail, so I feel accomplished. Perhaps I will watch something on my TiVo and then return a phone call to a recruiter.


tommyrot - Jul 15, 2008 10:57:57 am PDT #7970 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Asimov's 30 Laws of Robotics

Betcha' didn't know about the other 27, huh?

Here are some of the additional ones:

  • A robot must tip its hat in the presence of a lady human being, except where such a display would be construed as a come-on by a jealous male human being, who then might pose a difficulty to the Third Law.

  • A robot may not act in such a fashion as would make dogs obsolete, because dogs are less expensive than robots, and robots should be reserved for science things.

  • A robot, when given contradictory orders by two human beings, and assuming those orders do not violate the First Law, must decide which order to follow based on which human being has a deeper voice.

  • A robot, specifically a big, wide robot, may not pretend to be a refrigerator and then make a scary noise when a human being opens it.